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HERE WE GO... 50 DAYS TO THE CHELTENHAM FESTIVAL! 🥳🥳

BREAKING:🚨 Newcastle United have submitted a bid worth around £65m for Marc Guehi which Crystal Palace are considering ⚫️⚪️

BREAKING:🚨Middlesbrough have appointed Gareth Southgate as their new manager ✍️ skysports.com/football/news/…

What happened yesterday at @FarnhamTownFC was a huge milestone for the club. Records broken and huge revenues. Yesterday we blew the attendance record out of the water and I want to go into some detail of how it all happened over the course of the week and why we made some decisions - in the interests of transparency. SEE FULL THREAD 🧵 Including why @petercrouch ended up at @FarnhamTownFC and full revenue report.

Having the best day at Farnham Town today as mascot @PeterCrouchPod

BREAKING:🚨 Aston Villa goalkeeper Emi Martinez has signed a new deal with the club until 2029. ✍️

Stoke City? 🔴⚪️ Top of the league 🔝 @stokecity | @SkyBetChamp

Kopek 🫡

BREAKING:🚨 Liverpool set to be without Mo Salah, Dominik Szoboszlai and Darwin Nunez for the Carabao Cup final this weekend. skysports.com/amp/football/n…

"As soon as young darts players realise it's not about the big 100+ averages, it's about timing things at the right time. Unfortunately, they're going to learn off me." James Wade after his thrilling clash with Luke Humphries in the #UKOpenDarts

@Lee_Robinson01 @OfficialPDC 😂😂😂

@OfficialPDC @roboo98

When your mum brings over Christmas dinner and there's no pigs in blankets on your plate... #WCDarts

These refs…how isn’t that a pen

Thomas Tuchel. Our #ThreeLions head coach from 2025. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Fucking gash

Give him the knighthood

Stay silent until you hear a player better than @petercrouch

BREAKING:🚨The FA have confirmed that Gareth Southgate will sign a two-year extension to stay on as England manager which will see him in charge for the next World Cup. ✍️ Read More: skysports.com/football/news/…

💪 "We showed the character that England has missed in times before" 🔊 Get the sound on to hear from Jude Bellingham after @England beat Slovakia in #Euro2024 @GabrielClarke05

I’d sub Bellingham, Foden and Kane. None of them (inexplicably) seem up for this at all. Bring on some pace and hunger: Palmer, Gordon, Watkins.

THAT'S ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣 #hawktuahgirl