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RobotRowboat™

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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
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Hal Wert@HalWert26179·
@robotrowboat Robert, I am writing a second Obama poster book, oversized, full-color, gatefolds, etc., University of Nebraska Press. Check out my poster books on Amazon. I would like to include a 300 ppi image of your Obama stop-and-go light poster. helliottwert@gmail.com.
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RobotRowboat™
RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
How about we all show a little hustle in crosswalks this year folks
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
first hotcake salesman to quickly sell out of hotcakes: I have no idea what these things are selling like
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
ooo-weee-ooo I look just like Buddy Hackett
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
thank you for not bringing anything to my attention
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
I'm a lover pilot not a fighter pilot.
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
if anyone happens to see Donna today please tell her she can fuck right off
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
the clash: should I stay or should I go now? me: what'll happen if you go? the clash: there will be trouble me: and what'll happen if you stay? the clash: it will be double me: well I'm no genius but the answer seems pretty obvious to me
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
no one named Kevin has ever done anything worthwhile
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
If you don't do the little wave when I graciously let you merge, I hope your car explodes as soon as you're a safe distance away from me
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
Every parent's worst nightmare is their child telling them that their favorite dinosaur is the brontosaurus.
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
For sale: baby. Keeping shoes.
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
I see London, I see France. I see your crippling insecurities.
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
in the US it's called meth. in the UK it's meths.
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
[stops cutting toenails] leaving?? but we haven't even gotten our entrees yet
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RobotRowboat™@robotrowboat·
This heat calls for a Panera murder drink
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I would tell ya but then I'd have to kiss ya 😉
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