RobotRowboat™

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

@HalWert26179 Hey there I'll reach out via email

@robotrowboat Robert, I am writing a second Obama poster book, oversized, full-color, gatefolds, etc., University of Nebraska Press. Check out my poster books on Amazon. I would like to include a 300 ppi image of your Obama stop-and-go light poster. helliottwert@gmail.com.

@weinerdog4life how can this be allowed

How about we all show a little hustle in crosswalks this year folks

@TheAndrewNadeau no one knew

first hotcake salesman to quickly sell out of hotcakes: I have no idea what these things are selling like

@NoDMsPerfavore Is Pepsi ok?

In 3 words or less! 😱

ooo-weee-ooo I look just like Buddy Hackett

thank you for not bringing anything to my attention

I'm a lover pilot not a fighter pilot.

if anyone happens to see Donna today please tell her she can fuck right off

the clash: should I stay or should I go now? me: what'll happen if you go? the clash: there will be trouble me: and what'll happen if you stay? the clash: it will be double me: well I'm no genius but the answer seems pretty obvious to me

no one named Kevin has ever done anything worthwhile

If you don't do the little wave when I graciously let you merge, I hope your car explodes as soon as you're a safe distance away from me

Every parent's worst nightmare is their child telling them that their favorite dinosaur is the brontosaurus.

@FredTaming is there a reason for anything any more really?

bumpin this for no reason

For sale: baby. Keeping shoes.

I see London, I see France. I see your crippling insecurities.

in the US it's called meth. in the UK it's meths.

[stops cutting toenails] leaving?? but we haven't even gotten our entrees yet

This heat calls for a Panera murder drink

I would tell ya but then I'd have to kiss ya 😉