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@apexandrea_ Seriously - give yourself at least 2-3 hours minimum travel time from downtown if you want to arrive anytime between 8:30-10:30. And definitely plan to get to the gates by 10:30.

I am really excited to go to my first Indy 500 but as someone who often has anxiety about unknown parking situations, I have not stopped thinking for days about how early I need to get there

@TazxTaz_ Right? If they’re going to use tech at all, let the students submit themselves reading their own names and play all of those recordings during commencement.

I’m sorry but telling me throughout my academic career that using AI is against academic integrity and then using AI to announce my name during the commencement ceremony and it fucks it up…..somebody would have to fight me

@mclaurenracing He’s out of the hospital. Had injuries to a finger and ankle. Team says they still plan (as of now) to have him practice Friday.

still no update on rossi

@marshallpruett @indy44 ☹️☹️👎👎

And the new Independent Officiating Incorporated group has announced: Post-qualifying technical inspection penalties for the entries of No. 4 of A.J. Foyt Enterprises and No. 24 of Dreyer & Reinbold Racing. During post-qualifying inspection of car Nos. 4 and 24, INDYCAR Officiating discovered modifications to the Dallara-supplied Energy Management System (EMS) covers and cover-to- A-arm mounting points with unapproved hardware. According to the INDYCAR rulebook, EMS covers must be used as supplied. A.J. Foyt Enterprises and Dreyer & Reinbold Racing were in violation of: • Rule 14.12.1.1. EMS must be used as supplied by Dallara and approved by INDYCAR. • Rule 14.12.1.6. EMS covers may only be attached with the supplied hardware and Helicopter Tape. Both cars (Nos. 4 and 24) have had their qualifying results disallowed and have been re-ordered to the rear of the field in order of entrant points. Additionally, Car No. 4 had its three Indy 500 qualification points also disallowed. Subsequently, Car Nos. 9 and 76 will be awarded 10th and 11th place Indy 500 qualification points. Car No. 75 is ineligible for qualification points as it did not participate in Top 12 qualifying. Car Nos. 4 and 24 also will forfeit their pit positions

@IndyCar @Eric_INDYCAR

NEWS: INDYCAR Officiating announces post-qualifying technical inspection penalties for the entries of No. 4 of AJ Foyt Racing and No. 24 of Dreyer & Reinbold Racing. Both cars have had their qualifying results disallowed and have been re-ordered to the rear of the field based on entrant points.

Sanders and AOC introduced a bill to pause ALL AI data center construction. 300+ local bills filed. Half of planned 2026 data centers facing delays or cancellation. Each one brings billions to local economies. The people who say they want American jobs are trying to block the biggest job creation engine since the interstate highway system.

@NYXCosmetics 💐💐💐

celebrating mother’s day by sending a few of you some PR, comment a 💐 to enter!! p.s. need to be 18+ and in the U.S.!!

Dear @apple, I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!

@Dexerto Omg it’s so annoying and when you can’t skip if you have the small window playing when looking at other things. Awful experience.

YouTube’s new ads are disrupting livestreams by shrinking the video and playing beside it The ads can mute the livestream audio while they play, and some users are also seeing more ads while scrolling through subscriptions on mobile

@RealHughJackman @BallState Chirp chirp!

I am honored to deliver the commencement speech to this year’s graduating class @BallState . bsu.edu/about/administ…

don’t defund the National Park Service then

@MediumSizeMeech Two of my absolute fave shows

I wish The Other Two got as much awards recognition as Hacks

Disney CEO Josh D'Amaro has confirmed that "The Majority" of the Visual Effects in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' will be "AI-Powered." "This is a necessary step. Audiences must accept it." (Source: forbes.com/sites/robsalko…)

@Marjori35992698 @NFL_DovKleiman 😂😂😂

@robotzombiegal @NFL_DovKleiman Detroit Lions?

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: A famous male TikTok influencer EXPOSES an NFL player who has been secretly reaching out to him to try to meet up to "smash". "I've been playing cat and mouse with this NFL player for three years now. It's a very DL NFL player." The rumors are swirling...👀

Disney has laid off nearly the entire visual development team at Marvel Studios. Only a skeleton crew remains in place to coordinate hiring on a per-project basis. (Source: forbes.com/sites/robsalko…)

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

Can we get a Drag Race season just full of Porkchops? Lol

If Bernie’s Social Security bill was enacted in 2021, Musk would’ve paid $2.9 billion more in taxes, Social Security would’ve been solvent for 75 years, benefits would’ve gone up by $2,400 & 93% would’ve paid $0 more in taxes. Instead, they want you to work till you drop dead.

@HouseCracka 🤞🤞🤞

I talked to somebody this morning who works for a senator. They are talking about those insider oil trades. Somebody tied to the white house is gonna go to jail for a long time.