Based on movies and tv from my youth I really thought there would be more mimes in every city I went to
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Blob Shomper
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They would ask me my name on Jeopardy and id get it wrong immediately
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I don't think I should be allowed to get sponsored ads for Colon Broom AND Simpsons heelys.
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No one ever talks about how, on its own, California looks just as much like a penis as Florida.
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Some people have never been humbled by a caricature artist and it shows
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It’s alive! Streaming now on @PrimeVideo @PrimeVideoCA
Paul Myers@pulmyears
TOMORROW, MAY 20, @PrimeVideo debuts COMEDY PUNKS, our two-part documentary about #KidsInTheHall directed by Reg Harkema, and featuring new and exclusive interviews with all five Kids! Bellini's home movies! Tavie! Lorne! And a cavalcade of well-known KITH stans!
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Say what you will about my HS ska phase but that shit taught me to question authority, not be a racist, and put fun above everything else.
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@robshomper @MattGourley @TVsAndyDaly Hello Mr. Robs Homper. Bonanas For Bonanza has a PO Box now for just such things as this is right here. You can send it to PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226. We'd damn sure love to have it I'll tell you that - DW
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@bertkreischer looks like @RealKevinNash got our into one of those pneumatic press machines and came out with a drinking problem
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@mkearsing Yo we tried to see an ABBA COVER BAND and the shit was like 150 a ticket
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Every time you lose in Dr Mario a real person dies because you couldn't pull together a cure quick enough.
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To everyone involved in the mandalorian and book of boba Fett: thank you for not making me be embarrassed of the tattoo I got when I was 22
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Is there a word for when two halves of the same sandwich taste distinctly different from each other?
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Never ever ever thought Artie Lange would be the last one to go out of the Dirty Work crew
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Type O Negative were like The Cure if instead of crying all tbe time, they drank battery acid.
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