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Let's get personal. Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara, when he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her? murg glurg flurg murg murg murg tennis murg murg. Was a murg murg flurg?

@Jumpman_021 @uQhamani @Malc_OE @Footballtweet Hoping that this dude procreates is nuts lol

@uQhamani @Malc_OE @Footballtweet Clearly you are not a father and I hope you will be one day so that you will understand

🚨👶 Jérémy Doku could temporarily leave Belgium's World Cup camp to be present for the birth of his son, and the debate has exploded across Europe. 🇧🇪 French journalist France Pierron didn't hold back: 🗣️ Pierron: "Are you seriously telling me these players have sacrificed everything to come to the World Cup, and you're leaving just to cut an umbilical cord? 😳 You're lucky enough to play in a World Cup. It's an incredible privilege, and hundreds of footballers would do anything to be in your position. That opportunity might never come around again in your life. And you're going to throw it all away just to attend your child's birth? It's a moment where the father isn't really needed. He has a symbolic role. You hold her hand and take a photo. And then what? You're going to miss 10 hours, experience an emotional high, and be exhausted afterwards. You can't miss a World Cup. Some people may have gone into debt just to get to the World Cup, maybe sacrificed everything to be there, and you're leaving to cut an umbilical cord..." 😳 The reaction has completely split fans. Some believe family comes before everything, while others see the World Cup as an opportunity that may never come around again. 🌍 What would you do: stay with your national team or be there for your son's birth? 🤔

@L4fckop Inter have made the CL final 2 of the last 3 years and just bid 50m for Palestra.

Not sure why we’re irritated? They have no money

@j0hnbarr @Scaife51 Doesn't seem like you know what a benchwarmer is

@Scaife51 25m for a benchwarmer with a years left is a perfectly fine offer 😂

Said it the other day but €25m for Curtis Jones in this market is a genuinely pathetic offer. We should do what they do in career mode when you lowball. “I feel I have wasted my time here” and just walk out the room

@kop_for_ever @LFCApproved So what you're saying is that you read the above tweet, and what you took from it is that LFC won't be tabling another bid? How on earth is that what you read?

@LFCApproved I rather believe Paul Joyce and Fabrizio who said we are sending 2nd bid in coming days than this story tbf

A buffer story to stay relevant.

@TheGuykij3 @Hollawealth1 @PhilGibson51247 @h66rn @cfc_dawit Be a piece of shit racist for no reason

@robsurbrook @Hollawealth1 @PhilGibson51247 @h66rn @cfc_dawit Do what?

Camera keeps panning to these people like i’m supposed to know them

@TheGuykij3 @Hollawealth1 @PhilGibson51247 @h66rn @cfc_dawit Let's not do that, man

@robsurbrook @Hollawealth1 @PhilGibson51247 @h66rn @cfc_dawit Hes an ignorant African

@UTDChuks1 @BIGEMMYLFC

@BIGEMMYLFC Not less than 50m

The fact that Liverpool bought Sadio Mane for less than £40 million is crazy. How much do you think Prime Sadio Mane would be worth in today’s transfer market?

@WattWhizz @_pauljoyce Inter is one of the few Italian teams without financial issues

@_pauljoyce Inter offered according their capacity. We all know the financial condition and the drop of football quality in serie a. I don't know if we sell curtis to them at 25m, will they be able to pay him his salary?

Liverpool irritated by Inter Milan’s latest lowball offer for Curtis Jones (€25m/£21.6m) and don’t think they are being serious given midfield market this summer. thetimes.com/sport/football…

@yo_obamaa @FabrizioRomano @_BecksCule 2010 LFC revenue: 180m 2015 LFC revenue: 250m Last year: 700m LFC also sells players well

@FabrizioRomano @_BecksCule Where Liverpool Dey get the money from?

🚨 Liverpool are prepared to bid again for Yan Diomandé after opening €100m proposal got rejected. RB Leipzig insist to keep Diomandé for one more season, player prefers to leave now. 🎥 youtu.be/K4Z8GebXIXo?is…

@Lfc_samie He wasn't even bad yesterday. He did pretty well considering he went against Kimmich playing on the side he doesn't prefer

“Player prefers to leave now” Now I understand that yesterday’s performance was planned by Richard Hughes and Diomande, to reduce the price

@SpecialLfc And even then he was 5 years older than Diomande is now. And he was playing in a weaker league. And Porto had financial problems and weren't getting CL revenue for that season. A lot more goes into transfer valuation than just production from the previous season.

@robsurbrook That’s really not my point. Diaz was so much a better player at Porto than Diomande is at Leipzig

People are realizing the truth. What does he do better than Diaz. 100M for Diomande seriously? I swear if city or united were paying that much we’d be criticizing them be for real Liverpool fans

@Dammie_lfc I don't get what your point is lol LFC would want more than 100m for Rio too. The club briefed reporters that he's literally untouchable.

The only thing that is paining me is that fee! This guy isn’t better than Rio ffs!!!

@SpecialLfc And? What does that have to do with anything? If LFC hadn't sold him to Bayern, you think he'd be sitting on the teamsheet at 24 years old? Selling him for £65m at 28 was great business considering he was pretty streaky for LFC. Glad to see he's for in so well at bayern

@robsurbrook Diaz was 24 when he joined

@TheAnfieldRpt If that price was accurate I'd be completely fine with getting him, but not in place of someone like Diomande. Problem is that West Ham want £50m. Munoz was a much better deal at £34.5m, so I'm fine with that decision if he's the only rotational attacker LFC sign this summer.

Crysencio Summerville to Liverpool anyone?? 🇳🇱 €35 million value 💶 24 years old 📅 Plays on both wings, top dribbler, eye for goal 🔥 #LFC #WorldCup

@Gametheorist_ Diomande is 7 years younger. Affects how long the club expects to have him, affects his wage, and thus, his transfer value is higher. Kinda always been how it works

I really love Diomandé, I really do. He’s a special athlete. However, he should be worth around the amount Manchester city paid for peak Semenyo. Nothing close to 100M, that’s really outrageous. 60–65M max is his true worth. I mean he’s not even better than Semenyo yet.

@adamrowecomedy Leipzig is a club with a long track record of providing young players with enough playing time and opportunity to help them have a breakout season. Last year if you were Yan would you have picked sitting behind Mo for a bench role or starting for Leipzig?

Genuine question… I’d imagine we have scouts who’s job it is to try and find the next major talent before they become “worth” €100m… If this lad is as good as they say and he’s worth that now (according to our recruitment team) how did they miss him a year before?

@donroyalty1 @FabrizioRomano Your club paid €84m for a kid who had only been a starter for Atalanta for like 4.5 months. In 2023.

@FabrizioRomano If they buy this guy for more than 100m They have destroyed the market for anyone that wants to buy a young talent in future

@PitchersSport @FabrizioRomano Considering that Diomande is 6 years younger, ~5 inches taller, and doesn't play primarily as a wingback.... I'm gonna say no

@FabrizioRomano Frimpong 2.0?

@LFC_Keaton @LFC4evamli Lol. Lmao, even.

@robsurbrook @LFC4evamli If you want me to spell it out for you, no he’s not as good as Madueke

Does this Club have a fetish for getting scammed by Leipzig, Keita, Konate, sponge and now this Temu Madueke