The Guerilla King
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The Guerilla King
@RobThomasComedy
Teller of jokes, Star of @PodAnotherOne, Human trafficker on a very small scale.

Alexander Isak has a minor groin problem. Liverpool taking no risks given his injury issues this season. Isak is expected to play again before the end of the campaign.


🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

🚨🔥 Vincent Kompany: “If someone bought a ticket and feels unwell on the day of the game… stay at home and give your ticket to the fittest of people who can contribute to this FORTRESS that is the Allianz Arena”. “We must win the game and we need the support of 75,000 people in the stadium. They have to play the game with us”.


🚨 BREAKING: British oil and gas giant BP has more than doubled profits due to the Iran war - from $1.38bn to $3.2bn

I wish they had shown more of Michael’s business savvy side. He could be very cutthroat. Yes, Michael had those childlike qualities, but he was also a grown man with a real edge.



[🟢] BREAKING: Curtis Jones is strongly considering bringing his 16-year Liverpool career to an end. Jones is understood to have become frustrated after starting only 13 Premier League games this season. Aston Villa have also added Jones to their list of summer targets while Tottenham would be keen if they avoid relegation. Jones is about to enter the final year of his contract so the Reds either need to sell or offer a new deal. [@alex_crook]




