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Roc Boronat

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Hello! 👋 I'm a phone apps developer who likes playing business. And I love ex-smokers. Become a quitter with @quitnowapp! Hurry up!

Barcelona Katılım Ağustos 2010
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Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
Arribo mil anys tard, però vosaltres també: Hi ha una app per a que tant el ratolí com el trackpad facin scroll cap on toca, sense haver de passar per les preferències cada vegada que connectes o desconnectes el ratolí! mos.caldis.me #macbook
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Patricia Colón@PatColon·
Me estoy divirtiéndo mucho con los post que me llegan de los Australianos. Están sembrados: .Alright. Let’s talk about this absolute geopolitical shitshow for a second. So picture the scene. You’ve got Spain, right. A normal country. Tapas. Siestas. People arguing about football and drinking wine in the sun. And suddenly they wake up one morning and Donald Trump is on television basically screaming: “IF YOU DON’T HELP ME BOMB IRAN I’M CUTTING OFF TRADE.” Mate… what the fuck is this? Is this foreign policy or a drunk bloke threatening to leave a group chat? And Spain’s Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez comes out and says the Middle East escalation is a “disaster.” Which, by the way, is the most polite European way possible of saying: “THIS IS A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.” Because Europeans don’t scream like Americans do. They just calmly sip an espresso and go: “Yes… this situation is extremely concerning.” Which translates to: “WHO GAVE THE TODDLER THE NUCLEAR CODES?” Now here’s the bit that makes this whole thing even funnier. Spain said no to letting the U.S. use joint military bases on Spanish soil for the strikes on Iran. And suddenly Donald Trump is like: “FINE. NO TRADE WITH SPAIN.” Mate… that’s not diplomacy. That’s a bloke flipping the Monopoly board because he landed on someone else’s hotel. Can you imagine the conversation in Madrid? Spanish officials sitting around a big table going: “So the Americans want to use our bases to bomb Iran.” And one guy at the back just slowly raises his hand like: “Maybe… we DON’T join the Middle East apocalypse today?” And everyone goes: “Yeah. That sounds reasonable.” Meanwhile Trump is pacing around the Oval Office like a bloke who just lost a bet at the pub. “You guys don’t wanna help bomb Iran? FINE. NO PAELLA FOR YOU. NO OLIVE OIL. NO TOURISTS.” Mate, Spain’s entire national reaction was probably just: “Okay.” Because here’s the reality nobody in Washington seems to understand. The rest of the world is exhausted with this cowboy shit. You bomb someone. Then you threaten someone else. Then you scream at your allies. Then oil prices explode. Then the global economy starts coughing up a lung. And then everyone acts surprised like: “How did this happen?” HOW DID IT HAPPEN? Mate it happened because the global strategy right now looks like it was written on the back of a fucking napkin at a steakhouse. And Spain just looked at the whole thing and went: “Nope.” Which honestly might be the most adult response anyone’s had in this entire mess. Because while Washington is running around lighting geopolitical fireworks, countries like Spain are standing there going: “You realise we have trade routes, energy markets, and 450 million Europeans who would quite like NOT to start World War Three today, yeah?” But of course Trump’s response is: “Cut off trade!” Mate Spain exports $20 billion worth of stuff to the U.S. Wine. Cars. Machinery. Food. You’re gonna cut that off because they wouldn’t let you use their backyard to launch missiles? That’s like threatening to divorce your wife because she won’t lend you the car to rob a bank. “YOU’RE NOT SUPPORTING MY VISION!” Your vision is a fucking felony, mate. And here’s the funniest part. This whole tantrum actually makes Spain look like the only sober bloke at a 3am house party. Everyone else is smashing furniture, lighting fireworks inside, punching holes in the wall. And Spain’s standing in the kitchen holding a glass of water going: “Guys… maybe we should all calm the fuck down.” So yeah. Pedro Sánchez calling this a “disaster” might actually be the most accurate understatement of the decade. Because when the adults in the room start using words like disaster… It usually means the rest of the room is on fire and someone’s trying to fix it with a fucking flamethrower. ~Gman
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Roc Boronat
Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
@welelowelelo Sí, oi!? Doncs encara més la meva al trobar el teu temassu a internet! La primera vegada que vaig escoltar-lo... crec que va ser d'un CD que em van donar a la Allstars del Carrer Tallers!
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Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
@sloydev Jajajaja y qué tal envejece? Lo del coche con eso de goma, muy mal, pero el resto? Hay tantos detallitos... Viste como se visten con ropa que sale de una especie de rollo? Todo con propaganda? 😆
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Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
@accentobert_ Us passaré l'arxiu que volia pujar per privat i així ho proveu vosaltres mateixos. Pesa caaasi casi 2GB. Potser aquest és el motiu. Tan de bo us serveixi per a reproduïr el problema i solucionar-lo :·)
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Accent Obert@accentobert_·
Hola @rocboronat! Ho hem comprovat i a nosaltres ens funciona correctament. Et recomanem provar-ho des d’un altre navegador. Si tot i així no et funciona, ens pots enviar més informació (tipus i mida dels fitxers, sistema operatiu, navegador, etc.) per poder reproduir l’error i ajudar-te millor. Gràcies per avisar-nos!
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Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
Google, per fi ❤️
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Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
@alvaro_montoro me ha encantado tu charla!!!! Estaba mirando el src de tu web y flipo, bestial. Felicidades por la charla, por las bromas y por comicss! :clap:!
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Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
Ojo!!! Acabo de trobar una foto de la meva primera app #Android publicada a l'Androd Market! #goodtimes
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Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
@senyorfont L'Altman ara mateix està flipant amb el peak de consultes sobre el tema de si està bé o no això de que olori a cremat 😂
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Arnau Font@senyorfont·
@rocboronat No tinc el Pro, però amb GPT-5-Thinking i el Plus ja respon bé.
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Arnau Font@senyorfont·
Jutjar la IA pels model gratuïts és com jutjar un restaurant pel pa de cortesia. ChatGPT és una família de models que canvien el raonament, el context i la fiabilitat segons el que esculls. Sempre dic el mateix a tothom: no et queixis d’una resposta que et dona un LLM gratuït.
Jordi Badia i Pujol@jbadia16

El ChatGPT és una bona merda

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Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
@senyorfont Mira, per curiositat, això és el que diu ChatGPT 5 Extended thinking. Pago els $20. No és el pa de cortesia... però tampoc un gran sopar. És el preu del menú de migdia jijiji
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tame
tame@tamegotchi·
me re molesta que el acto de dormir implique fingir dormir hasta lograrlo es como esas recetas de yogurt casero que el primer ingrediente es yogurt no debería funcionar así
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Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
Hola @TMBinfo, què puc fer amb aquest erroret? M'he canviat de mòbil i ara l'app no em deixa comprar cap títol.
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Roc Boronat@rocboronat·
@CAIXAGUISSONA no pot ser que no pugui posar una contrasenya de més de 8 caràcters...
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