Amanda Petersen

Making the effort to go to the bathroom before the cleaning lady comes and blocks it off for an hour

Bruising your chin means finding out how often you rest your chin on your hand

*gets popcorn shell stuck in teeth* "I will be doomed forever"

Sushi burps

Why does this dang rock have to be so dang hard to break?

I wish that my name was Ron so that I could ask all the ladies if they want to have a RONdezvous.

It scares me how much I think about food.

I can't be the only one, right???

@laydiebug19 OOOH looks like someone's fallen under my spell.

Fuck being sick right before finals week. I've got things to do!

Innuendo...our inmyendo?

@dexbonus I need you to see this ajope.tumblr.com/post/670707916…

#TextFails--rescued by #MomWins

Not sure if I should go out and enjoy life tonight of stay in and not be poor tomorrow.

"Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly."

Hearing my teacher talk about his experience on the Ethiopian equivalent of adderall was hilarious.

Here's a good Throwback Thursday for ya. Me as a child wanting to be in movies. Kudos to Mommoth for finding this <3

And Illinois makes 15.

It would be a lot easier to get up for school if Steve were not literally laying across me.

I don't like it when people breathe loudly in the stall next to me