sam “sam” sam

America is the land of opportunity twin #makingmoney #passiveincome #LANK

Might be easier to solve your own problems if you wrote it out and changed the name to someone else’s and made it a math word problem

This is my reminder to go to Costco

Now, you go o o o o

KILLED MY TEST gonna STUDY MORE and then DRINK LATER to celebrate $2 PBR TUESDAY

@GillyJohnson24 Correction: they affect the DIFFICULTY to change her

@rocketismail_ It’s not a matter of CAN, it’s a matter of WILL. Sam, is she mentally ill? Does she have a dead father? All factors that affect the ability to change her.

Starting to think that maybe I CAN change her

It’s me vs me on the south shore rn no one understands

@linus_barry We #shrinking him just like his pants Linus

So many things wrong here.

Sotd

Should I do a British accent tmrw at some point or no?

fffffffffffffffFLACKA

April 4, 2005 🏆 Sean May won the title and Final Four MOP on his birthday‼️

On this day in 2022, Caleb Love hit a DAGGER to knock off Duke in the Final Four in Coach K’s final game 👋 It was the first and ONLY time UNC and Duke have faced off in the men’s NCAA Tournament 🤯 (via @MarchMadnessMBB)

Fucked up just ate some fried catfish #toevenbeatall

@randygopackgo First time, losing my hiltonheadginity

@rocketismail_ Hilton head rocks

Hilton Head I’m in you #head

Refuse to lose

Duck in the dorm fo today #dormduck #touse #duckmode

Praying to St. Anthony to help me find 8227 gabillion dollars I lost

There are so many different things ever