David Davidson

I never liked the game Operation because of the surprise buzzing so I took the batteries out and turned it into a relaxing game of Autopsy.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

If you don’t like the weather here on Arrakis, just wait 15 millennia.

“How was your WEEKend, Danny?” “Fine. How was yours, Office Cher?”

I don’t have personalized license plates but I do have a personalized driver’s license so still cool over here.

Just walked by a couple of coworkers talking in the hall and one says to the other, “I’ve worked here over 200 years and I’ve only had one vacation”, or something like that. I mean if that’s true that’s pretty bad, right? I don’t have visibility into what other companies offer.

One joke, told three different ways for my entries in this month’s caption contest from CartoonStock.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

Still waiting on the long overdue Gilgamesh sitcom. Maybe they’re just looking for a good title? —Gilgamesh About the House —That’s So Epic —Somethin’s Up with Gilgamesh —Cuneiform Me a Letter

The even more rare 37 leaf clover

“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” -cinephile gondolier

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.