rocky unhinged

@BurntPopsicles CONGRATS BPOPS!

Last day of the honeymoon and a long drive home, but it’ll be with my best friend! Still feels weird to say my wife…

I’m still only halfway through this jar or cherries

Lowkey one recent change to the lexicon that I find kind of endearing is using “bootycheeks” to describe something really bad. I know it’s a direct play on using “ass”, but it being less vulgar while almost being funnier is kinda awesome

@Glitter_Killer Oh HELLLL yeah

@rocky_unhinged I think I’m going to make a “mountain pass” with a pretty handrail track through some mountainsides 🙂‍↕️

Important question: Do I make the museum accessible from the main area by above-ground walking paths…?

Lowkey love it when an ASMRtist just throws immersion completely out the window in a roleplay like yes waiter please read the entire menu to me out loud with the prices idegaf anymore

@CxnnibalCooking Oh fuck yeah

Busy storyboarding

@TheInsaneRay RAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@rocky_unhinged How about Deez nuts. (I'm so sorry)

Pregame your breakfast with a handful of a random seeds or nuts, you can thank me later

It's still Winter...

@mizukageeriq Soooo good oml

@rocky_unhinged IT'S SOOOOOOO GOOOD RIGHT!!!!!!

Just ate a kinder bueno and saw Jesus

It feels like god gave me the most optimized hip shape possible to be at he highest risk of showing a plumbers crack every time I squat like there is truly no pair of pants that fits me correctly

I just kinda want to say thank you to anyone who’s ever known me online because sometimes I see the way I used to act and you guys are some of the most patient, accommodating, and kind people ever idk how anyone used to deal with me like I was fr typing in all caps 24/7

I was actually planning on buying the adobe suite for myself next month but they gave me a beautiful reminder to never trust them ever again so they will not be seeing a single cent from me 😁

@TheInsaneRay THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I HADDDD I was hitting the fruit bite and the cheese bites at a perfect flow state it was beautiful

@rocky_unhinged DUDEEEE apple with some sharp ched?! LIKE COME ONNN

Europeans low-key had something goin on with the fruit and cheese combo WAITTTTTTT

How it feels when you have to unpack a full car trunk of groceries while it’s freezing cold outside

Guys I just ate an apple and I have a doctors appointment in like 2 hours wtf do I do… do I have to reschedule

Bro I thank you so much for introducing this to me it actually altered my brain