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@rocky_unhinged

congratulations you’ve found rocky’s unpromoted alt account by the will of the universe

he/him Katılım Aralık 2020
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B-Pops
B-Pops@BurntPopsicles·
Last day of the honeymoon and a long drive home, but it’ll be with my best friend! Still feels weird to say my wife…
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
Lowkey one recent change to the lexicon that I find kind of endearing is using “bootycheeks” to describe something really bad. I know it’s a direct play on using “ass”, but it being less vulgar while almost being funnier is kinda awesome
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Glitter Killer (Allie)
Glitter Killer (Allie)@Glitter_Killer·
@rocky_unhinged I think I’m going to make a “mountain pass” with a pretty handrail track through some mountainsides 🙂‍↕️
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
Lowkey love it when an ASMRtist just throws immersion completely out the window in a roleplay like yes waiter please read the entire menu to me out loud with the prices idegaf anymore
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Ray
Ray@TheInsaneRay·
@rocky_unhinged How about Deez nuts. (I'm so sorry)
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
Pregame your breakfast with a handful of a random seeds or nuts, you can thank me later
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CXNNIBAL Cooking
CXNNIBAL Cooking@CxnnibalCooking·
It's still Winter...
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
Just ate a kinder bueno and saw Jesus
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
It feels like god gave me the most optimized hip shape possible to be at he highest risk of showing a plumbers crack every time I squat like there is truly no pair of pants that fits me correctly
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
I just kinda want to say thank you to anyone who’s ever known me online because sometimes I see the way I used to act and you guys are some of the most patient, accommodating, and kind people ever idk how anyone used to deal with me like I was fr typing in all caps 24/7
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
I was actually planning on buying the adobe suite for myself next month but they gave me a beautiful reminder to never trust them ever again so they will not be seeing a single cent from me 😁
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
@TheInsaneRay THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I HADDDD I was hitting the fruit bite and the cheese bites at a perfect flow state it was beautiful
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Ray@TheInsaneRay·
@rocky_unhinged DUDEEEE apple with some sharp ched?! LIKE COME ONNN
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
Europeans low-key had something goin on with the fruit and cheese combo WAITTTTTTT
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
How it feels when you have to unpack a full car trunk of groceries while it’s freezing cold outside
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
Guys I just ate an apple and I have a doctors appointment in like 2 hours wtf do I do… do I have to reschedule
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rocky unhinged@rocky_unhinged·
Bro I thank you so much for introducing this to me it actually altered my brain
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