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@davido Make he no come work hard?

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@Eniolamide23 You guide nah e you dey sell pussy

@Teeniiola Petrol and gum naso all those aboki dey inhale ham

What’s going on here abeg? 👀

@dammiedammie35 Oloriburuku wey dey another person oloriburuku

“As my talking-stage partner, you ask me if l've eaten and I say no; don't you know you're supposed to ask for my account details so I can buy food?” - Lady says as she reveals how to spot a guy who isn't serious during the talking stage.

@Merihdemiral Guy shut the fuck up

For the first time, there’s a Champions League medal in their stadium😅

@FabrizioRomano Micheal what 👻

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

🚨🔐 OFFICIAL: Kobbie Mainoo has signed a new deal at Manchester United until June 2031. Exclusive story, confirmed ✅

🚨🔐 Kobbie Mainoo: “I’m blessed to call Man United home. Proud to sign for five more years”. Here Kobbie with his agent David Lockwood from CAA Stellar after the signature.

@Cleverlydey4u You still posted this video Momma

I feel so irrit@ted, this video is soo annoying, does it even make sense” — Jidex reacts to what Portable told Momma Dessy.

@TheDamiForeign See e hairstyle seff, Popo wey dey tint beard. Make dem go shoot him too jare, make them put 25 bullet inside his skull. Case closed

One word for this police officer?

@yabaleftonline You’re very very stupid

Interviewer: “People complain you didn’t give them electricity, suddenly you people will only provide 1 hour of electricity for them. How does that work?" NEPA official in Bayelsa State: “The way the people use the light is the problem. Once they see light, they will turn on their freezer, washing machine, pumping machine, and other electric appliances. Energy they should consume in one week, they will consume it in just one hour.”

🚨💣 BREAKING: Kobbie Mainoo has agreed all terms of new contract at Man United, all set to sign! The agreement will be valid until June 2031 with increased salary, as always reported. Understand it will be official before end of the season, Kobbie could sign this week. 🔐

Man United vs Brentford Reaction 😂🔴

❤️🫂 Benjamin Šeško: “Thank you, captain!”. “Bruno Fernandes and I work a lot in training and it is paying off. Knowing I have a team-mate with this quality is a pleasure and I have to use it.”

🚨 Benjamin Šeško: “Casemiro is a work machine. He never stops, it doesn’t matter what time it is”. "We are pleased that we have him and will use him until the last minute before he leaves. He is helping us very much”.

@thejidetaiwo Survival is wining brr, let him be and do his thing. With this stuff he’s doing he might still be funded more than you. Don’t belittle him

Do whatever you can to ensure you’re not this guy when you’re 50 years old like he is. It a terrible thing. Olorun a wa pelu e.

@oku_yungx Wash jor 😂😂

Let’s eat!

@AdegbolaEsther7 If a woman deserve effort, care and generosity then what does a man deserve?

Someone in the comments said “Any girl wey claim say na big girl and person still dey fund her life style na still broke girl”…. Some of you really just be talking 😭 So I would work hard, make my own money, build a comfortable life, take care of myself, look good enough for you to approach me… and then you think you won’t contribute to my lifestyle because I want to be a “big girl”? That logic is actually funny. You don’t want to date broke girls. When you see a financially stable woman, you still say you won’t spend on her. So what exactly do you want? 😭 Being a “big girl” doesn’t mean a woman doesn’t deserve effort, care, or generosity. It just means she’s not dependent on you. There’s a difference. At the end of the day, it’s not even about money like that. it’s about mindset. If you like someone, you show up. If you don’t, just say that and move. Because this whole “I won’t spend on her” energy? It’s giving broke!😂

You guys are trying to get rich to take care of parents who didn’t try to get rich to take care of you!😭