Twelvebore

I adore my Wife, love my dog and like my motor-car. Life is being good to me right now, and I'm hoping it doesn't change. P.S. I'm lucky because there's no rule saying life is fair.

@Quacker_00 @tryhard_joe It's called an 'Apache'. French.

You know how they say “never bring a knife to a gunfight”? What the fuck am I supposed to do if they bring this?

@Matt_Pinner Jemima.

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@Neccccy In a heartbeat.

😂😂😂😂

@Rodney_Tuxedo_1 @tryhard_joe Top dollar collector's item. Wish I could afford one.

@rodgew1 @tryhard_joe Much classier. 👌🏻

@VividProwess I hate adding a 'like' to a post such as this. Sorrow, sadness, anger, loss, never a like. But it's another way of saying 'respect'.

We lost another IDF hero 💔 Sergeant first-class Guy Ludar, 21, from the Maglan Unit, fell in battle in southern Lebanon. May his memory be a blessing.

@Neccccy 👍👍 despicable, treacherous, devious, lying, traitor.

Thumbs up if you agree?

@mariana057 Release me, Englebert Humperdinck. youtube.com/watch?v=ch_Fz2…

Songs you DON'T play at a wedding… I’ll start… Unbreak my heart.

@Neccccy Not a chance, oil and water.

Do you think that this could happen?

@SusieM414141 A chap living around the corner from me tried to train his dog using this water squirty method. A Giant Schnauzer, which proved uncontrollable by the time it was an adult. Not sure what happened to it, he moved away.

What do you think about this kind of parenting? This woman has twins and the way she shows them not to do something is by lightly spraying them with a water bottle. Do you agree this is a good way to parent? It doesn’t seem to be working.

@SeasonDeeper I can't remember the details, but I know I used to blow one up with a bicycle pump and it released itself when there was enough pressure. Made a good height usually.

Who used to make rocket ships from empty bottles of this?

@ronsterd89 I pay my housekeeper in cash, as that's how she wants it. The car wash, and anything under £5 is always cash. Sometimes I use a debit card so that I can prove I bought something. I've used a credit card to prove my age. All my gun dealings are cards - credit, debit, or cheque.

@oaksandlions Over the years I've been to or passed:- Caxton Gibbet, Upper Dicker, The Slaughters, Peas Pottage.

There is a village in England called Piddlehinton. Not far away, you’ll find Shitterton… and then there's Crapstone. And they aren't even the strangest names. There's Scratchy Bottom, Giggleswick, Pratt's Bottom, and even a Minge Lane. You'll also find Happy Bottom, Butts Wynd, and just for good measure, a Brown Willy. Centuries old. Unchanged. Unapologetic. Most come from Old English, long before their meanings changed. And these are just the tip of the iceberg. There are hundreds more scattered across our ancient land. Fun fact: The sign for Shitterton kept getting stolen, so they replaced it with a 1.5 tonne slab of stone. What’s the strangest place name you’ve seen? Can you add to the list? Follow @oaksandlions for more interesting posts like this.

@BoroFraz1970 @benonwine I swore the oath in '66. To my mind that oath died at the same time as did QEII.

Can't really post the exact words. Here's the abbreviated version.....****,##$£%,$%/:"! I swore an Oath to that idiots mum back in 1986. Our last true monarch would never have entertained this treachery. I even helped line the road from Balmoral to Aberdeen for her procession, so I could say goodbye. No time for this 🤬

What springs to MIND when you see this?

@benonwine I'm sure he could have afforded shoes.

@otokyo__ Zulu. I have a 'respect' showing every Christmas.

I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.

@MbarkCherguia Isn't it irritating when someone posts a riddle, and no solution.

Pronounce it slowly 😄 Very difficult

@nancy_hamm1 As an ex- hunter, it's images like this that remind me why I stopped.

This is the most beautiful deer I’ve ever seen. I do not know what kind of deer it is, so if you know, drop it down below. Oh, did you see that I put pictures of our babies in there? Go down to the comments.

@RyanceyReturns Shame the sound track doesn't match the video.

This silver Mustang was ripping around that tight curve under the overpass when... You see it flying into the frame, hugging the white line on the exit ramp, then smoothly powering through the whole bend while the camera pans to keep up as it disappears down the highway. What a clean run, would you pull over and stop everything just to watch this Mustang drift that curve or keep it moving?

@janninereid1 What would I say? - if you stop praying to some mythical super saint five times a day, then I'll ask my dog to stop barking.

What would you say/do if your Muslim neighbor said this to you? ⤵️