Robin Card

Time to go - better things to do! Happy new year ❤️

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

Tonight I discovered that my daughter, who is 17, has lived her whole life believing that the name of the singer of The Rolling Stones is McJagger.

Retweet for a chance to win a couple of guest list passes for our show with The Libertines on Brighton beach Winner picked at random at 8am on Tuesday morning. Maybe see you there 👊

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@DarktideComms 🐩🐩🐩

The Rejects have spoken. Pox Hounds will be unleashed per the following schedule. All times in UTC - 13:00-17:00 24 February - 21:00-03:00 24 February - 13:00-17:00 25 February - 21:00-03:00 25 February - 03:00-03:00 26 February (Available 24 Hours) Happy Hunting!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@Diablo I am no milkmaid

Happy Birthday Lord of Terror. The first Diablo came out 26 years ago today. Remember the first time you played?

@FFScout Son Heung-Mince pie

Let’s build a Christmas FPL XI 🎄 We’ll start ~ Angel Gabriel Martinelli 😇 Go 👇

@Heath_cb @IronDukeMusic In that case, you’d think a mince pie would be a real treat

@Heath_cb @IronDukeMusic I can’t imagine you’re encountering a massive amount of mince pies in Kenya

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick The Search Of Shame twitter.com/search?q=filte…

I think you mean “for free”, right? I’ll pass, thanks

A french TV show invited guests onto a panel, all of whom had an unusual laugh type.

@WWE @DanielBashford

The Clash has Ended, but the Memories are Forever - Head to WWE Shop for Last Minute Merch to Commemorate this Epic Event.

“If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game #RyanGiggs, break out the L-word.” “Legs?” “The other L-word.” “…Legs?”

.@DanielBashford

@PhilHay_ It’s fun to play at the YMCA

"I woke up and told my parents I wanted to join a football team. They said 'okay' but they had no idea what the sport was or how to get me signed up. There was no Internet so we drove to the YMCA asked them at the front desk — do you guys have a league?" theathletic.com/3204433/2022/0…

Kick-off is being delayed as the referee is briefed by the Head of Security. A number of grenades that were thrown onto the pitch have made holes in the pitch. #Newells #ClásicoRosarino #CopaBinance