Adam Roe

@deancartner Found it.....

Should add Batman music to the cctv footage of me chasing away a repeat shoplifter

@celtictowin I'd pay that for Taylor Swift though

£151 for standing ticket. I wouldn’t bother folks

Deadpool & Wolverine is the greatest invention of 2024!

@Finley_Dell Langholm Legion got a women's team now?

Hulk

Got my theory test next month, what’s the best way to study for it when I’m rubbish at exams? 😅

@celtictowin Twice

Yes the game was bad but have you ever been close to spewing in the airport in an airport, get a water and it’s fukin sparkling. Proper heartbreak

@deancartner @_zoeblowy I just offered you 2 grand

@_zoeblowy I can’t even do anything it just says it doesn’t recognise my password and then forget my password says it doesn’t recognise my email or phone number, not even on it and it’s causing me this hassle 😟

Haven’t used Facebook for 6 months and now all of a sudden someone has got into it to say I’m selling Taylor swift tickets

@_zoeblowy Merry Christmas

Why is a man who I've blatantly been ignoring for months sending me a merry Xmas message 😭

@_zoeblowy Plenty more fish in the sea pal

When she kept telling you she liked you but then decides to move to Carlisle 😃🔨

@LLOYDYBOIIII 🤣 Hahaha what the fuck!

Seen an ad on TikTok that puts your pets face on a hoody, so I decided to get the bird one for her birthday, honestly can’t stop laughing at it. Wtf is that like 😂😂😂 do not recommend Sewher Hoodies at all 😂👎🏼

@LLOYDYBOIIII @jamiefletch Queen 👸

@jamiefletch What is it with your generation and Taylor swift 😂

Not quite #SpotifyWrapped but here’s my Apple Music Replay’23 📱🎧🎵🤣

@Finley_Dell What a fanny! I'll have to start watching this 🤣

Get her to fuck🤣🤣🤣

@bigsammyblade94 Obviously my soul mate 😅

@bigsammyblade94 🤣😆🤣 poor child man!

@Finley_Dell 2-1 Crystal

United 4-0 tonight

@Finley_Dell I'll show you aboot

@roe_adam Fuck do you Ken

Celtic 3-0 united 2-1 cheers

Mary Queen of Stops 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #WomensWorldCupFinal

@jamiefletch Will the Vengaboys be playing?#weliketoparty

* Back by popular demand * 🎧🎶 Pre-Benty Rideout Disco 🐎 Buck Hotel from 12.30 🕺 Free entry, all welcome

@PolitlcsUK Who cares! It was years ago! Get over it!

🚨 | BREAKING: A first ever video of partygate has been leaked showing the Tories drinking, dancing and LAUGHING at breaking covid rules “Are you filming this? As long as we’re not steaming that we’re like, bending the rules ahahah”