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@eurofootcom @tvdellosport Yes Jose, you and your team were a "f**king disgrace" taking shithousery to new levels in a showpiece final because you knew you couldn't win if you let an actual football match break out on the pitch. Turns out you couldn't win when you didn't either. Never mind eh?

🇵🇹🤬 José Mourinho to referee Anthony Taylor & his team after the game: "It's a f**king disgrace!" (@tvdellosport)

@IanDunt "Alexa.....play 'Tramp the dirt down' by Elvis Costello."

Boris Johnson has dug his own political grave with unforgiveable attack on Parliament inews.co.uk/opinion/boris-…

@mrjamesob "Ooh, ooh......I know......let's name ourselves after a forgettable 1983 movie starring Michael Douglas and Sharon Gless, the blonde one out of Cagney and Lacey." "Mark 'Gino' Francois, you've come up trumps again....genius!"

I dream of the day when we can go back to completely ignoring these ludicrous potatoes.

10 days ago I sent Chancellor @Jeremy_Hunt a letter (below) asking him to postpone the govt's 20% increase in energy bills on 1 April. Since, SEVENTY major charities (below), & the energy industry trade body have signed up to support the letter. IF YOU SUPPORT THE CALL PLS RT

@mrjamesob @CliveMyrieBBC Jane Austen you plum!

Hopefully, my anxiety dreams featuring @CliveMyrieBBC will stop once this has been broadcast. Today at 5.35, BBC1.

@cjmerrick1 @Feargal_Sharkey @mrjamesob "Nick, you killed Kenny... I mean Kylie."

Mr @mrjamesob I was going to give you a ring earlier, honestly, got caught up in something else. :) Delilah, classic murder ballad, they go back to the very foundations of folk music in the British Isles. Never at any point a celebration of violence but cautionary tales. (1/2)

@mrjamesob Oh Andy.

@mrjamesob Collette from Portsmouth #lovetothefamily

@IanDunt Try 'Soft & Quiet'.....puts you off kilter from the get go then escalates at an exponential rate, The worst thing being you know these women really do exist in Trump-era America. It's a truly brutal one take outlier.

Horror nerds: Speak No Evil is the most effective and unsettling horror film I've seen in years. Weeks after watching it, it's still haunting me.

@mrjamesob Ratched made flesh only angrier and thicker. It blows my mind she was actually a nurse once.

Good grief.

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

@jimmyrabbite786 @mrjamesob Seeing as the PoL official video depicts the 3 Kings of the Orient, Shepherds watching their flocks by night, Joseph leading Mary to a manger on a little donkey, the star of Bethlehem and the birth of JC..... I'd lean toward it being a Christmas song.

@mrjamesob My other half and I are still arguing whether that's a Christmas song. Weirdly she says no but Only You by the Flying Pickets is🤷‍♂️

Knighthood for whoever decided to play out with FGTH.

@PickardJE @mrjamesob

going to miss seeing weird photographs of Matt Hancock, this is one of my favourites

#MOTDTop10 Greatest world cup goals suggestions - Best individual goal not included: Maxi Rodriguez's chest trap and left foot volley for Argentina v Mexico 2006 Best team goal not ncluded: Esteban Cambiasso (36 poetic passes) for Argentina v Serbia 2006

@ProfBrianCox 29 feet per second regardless of whether Tufty is dropping 10 feet or a 1000, so about 20mph.....or you could ask Scrat from Ice Age. He achieves a lot of TV chasing that nut.

What’s the terminal velocity of a squirrel? (Dinner conversation, I’ve had a drink admittedly)

@IanDunt The go home secretary with the stay away in the first place face.

Cracking down on foreign students is another spectacular act of national self-harm #Echobox=1669387641" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">inews.co.uk/opinion/cracki…

@mrjamesob "... and your specialist subject is?" " The dishonesty of oxygen thief and Ottoman tennis prodigy, Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Kemal, 1964 to present".

@mrjamesob Sir Les Patterson vibes.

If you were watching this overseas, without much knowledge of the state of UK politics, you'd take some serious convincing that this is a real politician and not a comedy skit you don't understand.

@mrjamesob Brian Clough at Leeds springs to mind.

@DrSianArmstrong @mrjamesob @LBC I'm getting Rick Wakeman vibes. 🎹

@LBC I'm not sure if you realise, but if you subscribe to both @mrjamesob and @newsagentspod, when they download to your mobile the notification has a rather amusing juxtaposition of the splash photos of both shows... #blondbobjamesob