Roger the Shrubber ♻

Getting unwanted notifications from bat sh!t crazy politicians that I would never follow = mute

@MarkTheOverseer Well, that was not expected at all

Seattle should trade back! #Seahawks

Sorry Spotify, you're very late with this notification, I've been listening to @joywave for many, many years

@EvolBrew I could live with just the Swiss cake rolls, the rest are all about the same for me

Good morning ☕️

KC WINS! We are so excited to announce that KC defensive tackle, @DerrickNnadi, and @ZiwiPets are choosing to celebrate the win by paying for the adoptions of all the adoptable dogs currently at KC Pet Project! To learn more visit kcpetproject.org.

@Kay_bell48 If you can afford it doing at least the company match percentage should be a good start. I regret not doing when I started, I was throwing away free money

I do not understand 401k contribution rates/Roth rates/etc to save my life.

@Kay_bell48 That is awesome, congratulations!!!!

🤭🤭🤭

@rock_chalk_sara What's the last 4 of your phone number

Who the f'k smokes a cigar in a Disney restroom

@kurteichenwald Heard this regularly, we'll see if it is different this time (doubt it)

An evergreen comment from a Trump advisor I think we have heard 300 times over the past few years. "“I have never seen him more irresponsible and chaotic [than] he is today."

@katie_cammm Getting up now would be illegal - you have to follow the law

Bonnie does not want me to leave for work 🥹

@Kay_bell48 You can check here for KS myvoteinfo.voteks.org/voterview/

Where does one vote if their ID says Kansas but they live on the Missouri Side?

@kcconcerts The KC version would have "Does the tomahawk chop for an encore" 🙄 - don't be those guys either

Don’t be that guy. You’ll never rewatch that video you took. 😂

@quinnandcolour @TheGCBand Check your DMs

I ended up with an extra ticket for the @TheGCBand show tonight, anyone looking to go?

Topeka area friends be sure to get your tickets early to this one night only event: ticketmaster.com/promo/uovttl #jinxed #jinxedproductions #haunt #haunted #hauntedhouse #skeleton #clowns #carnival #lightsout

@GigiLazyBones Hopefully you just need to air up a tire or get an oil change

Went to dinner with friends and then the check engine light came on while I was driving home. It feels like I’m being punished for having fun. Also, I can’t afford whatever is wrong with that car. Being an adult is expensive.

I'm not a Brady fan, but I'm cheering for him because I like Aaron Rodgers even less

@LJ_isthewalrus @GigiLazyBones Me too!!!!

@GigiLazyBones Tell Anxiety Brain to stop saying mean things about my friend - I like you and our Snap streaks! 😊

Anxiety brain: You HAVE to keep these Snapchat streaks going! Me: Ok. AB: But remember that none of these people like you, they’re just tolerating you. Me: *confused and exhausted* Ok?