stop, drop, & crescent roll

if conservatives are sincere about going after groomers then I have bad news for Thomas Jefferson

gents on Bumble, I cannot stress this enough: consider putting more thought into what kind of relationship you want and less thought into your zombie apocalypse survival plan

also interested in finding people who do have a library card and don't have guns, is this anything

dating apps should let you filter people by how high they set their home's thermostat

is it normal in other places for drag shows to be canceled routinely because of threats, or is that just a southern thing? genuinely asking, because I have no perspective on this

I choose to believe that NSA on Tinder means Not Safe for the Army. nobody can convince me otherwise

this mother's day, save money by skipping straight to the exhaustion and existential despair without having kids

this mother's day, break a Target employee's heart by slowly going down the row of available cards and muttering "no ... nope ... no"

for sale, never read: 1 biography of m*rg*ret th*tcher, endorsed by n*wt gr*ngr*ch

maybe the real verification all along was the friends we made along the way

I knew that cows calve, goats kid, and sheep lamb, but I've just learned that rabbits kindle. wonder how they feel about ebooks

@AnnaKayMay1 Yep! Historical spelling.

@rogerthatbee Tf Is gaol. Jail???

BRITISH SPELLING: criticise ME: yes, fine BS: neighbour ME: sure BS: gaol ME: what BS: diarrhoea ME: i beg of you

recently saw a group of guys complimenting their friend when he wore his new nursing scrubs for the first time. sometimes people are Good, Actually

Went to a coffee shop on Saturday and noticed a sign I thought said "Pesach pareve." "That's nice, they have items that are kosher for Passover," I said to my gf. She nudged me closer to the sign. It was not "Pesach pareve." It was "Poisson d'avril." Guess I'm the fool here.

"we will welcome anyone who identifies as transgender or non-binary" ok?? how about not inviting transphobes to preach? or is that a bridge too far?

Once again I am asking why the Nat'l Cathedral thinks it can dub itself a queer-affirming space and still get huffy when we call it out on, say, inviting M*x Luc*do to speak. Yes, learning is a journey, but I refuse to be confident in them until I see more evidence of growth.

it's fascinating how many white people I see on Facebook whose worst grievance is being corrected. real "I would be more liberal if POC were more polite" vibes.

match the slogan to the product: "Pure protection that works."

tornado watch : tornado warning :: British Mother's Day : American Mother's Day

#librarytwitter, please tell me I'm not the only librarian who snickers when they see a job listing for Adult Services