Rohit

@reliancejio bc itna chutiya network aaj tak nahi dekha, paisa leraha kya asehi gand mar neke liye...!? Mc, 🔫do, 🐖 ka baccha...

@myntra @MyntraSupport kab tak wait karna padega aur? 2oct se lekar 13oct ho gaya 10 tareek ko toh mil jana chahiyetha aaj 14oct hai. If it is not possible to deliver then give my money back. "Worst eCom site".

😘 #Vishwakarma

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@168viewss youtu.be/EWb8eMypJ54?si…

I don't know CAD or Blender, but I do know Sketch. Can I get a job? @OlaElectric @atherenergy @AutomobiliRimac @MateRimac @discovermono

The guy on the red Aprilia is a-, Sweet badmosh

Iconic.

@elonmusk So stupid

Based on my previous experience, I can confirm that I tested a solid fuel mixture two years ago for a level 2 rocket solid motor. However, I have decided to discontinue my work on rockets and avionics due to the high expenses involved and the lack of a team to enterprise.

@wiseconnector Android x Sammy

I used to be a receptionist at a sperm bank. And my duty was: Thank you! CUM again.

Grandma: Back in our days, you could buy bread, milk, soaps, spices, eggs, meat, all for a dollar. Little Kid: You can’t do that now. They have CCTVs everywhere!

@rohitx80 Iron wooman can woo u, iron man cant

What is the difference between Iron Woman and Iron Man?

@notsosohan One's a superhero and One's command

@rohitx80 What 👀?

@kyumstfu Yeah, the father-in-law

@rohitx80 wait what-

What do you call a priest who graduated from law school?

@kyumstfu Father in law

@rohitx80 what?