Steve Rolfe 🚽 🇬🇧 🤟💛💙🙏

@Harriwxu3 I have this problem with my Henry Hoover..

Very Big Rock Stuck Danger work🪨 Big Hard Rock Stuck in Jaw Crusher!!

@RadioTimes I enjoyed it some good tunes. Doesn’t matter that we came last. We could put the Beatles in now and we’d still come last. No one likes us anymore 🤷🇬🇧

What did you think of the Eurovision final?

so unbelievably sad, wtf poor guy :(

@piersmorgan You Ok ?

I went to the pub tonight and couldn’t believe the crowd that turned out to greet me. Humbled and grateful that I have United the Kingdom. 🙏

Thankyou #serbia bloody brilliant 🤘🇷🇸

@ManicMinerz @liannesanderson Under orders from the FA because they wanted England to host the World Cup.

@liannesanderson Manchester United dumped the fa cup for a jolly…

Sorry managers and players not being in suits for the FA cup final is a disgrace add the fact one of the managers had his arms crossed during the national anthem. The games gone! I miss the old school traditions. #Facup

@JamesMelville He knows he’s going to lose and go back to his mayoral job. Can then blame everyone else it’s all a game he plays.

Here’s Andy Burnham having a run. Politicians are a very strange bunch. So many of them like to get the TV cameras on them when they are jogging. Even the rather hefty Boris Johnson repeatedly did this. Why do politicians do this sort of thing? It’s so weird.

@giggsclass1 He’s got two mouths

What a cock , beating up on youth footballers trying to live a dream. He’s a cunt

@NotFarLeftAtAll Neither

Who’s funnier, Roy Chubby Brown or Lenny Henry?

@VideosIrish Can’t believe I just watched 3 men take a shit. One of them wiped his arse about 20 times what the hell dirty bastards.

Jesus christ 🤮

@BBCSport Definitely putting the kettle on then for a Brew ! #statusquo

BTS, Madonna and Shakira - the stars performing at the first ever World Cup half-time show.

@wesstreeting Good Luck think you’re going to need it !

@GBNEWS Give Carrick the job and let him manage the team properly. He also needs to have a say on any future signings. Ole never wanted Ronaldo to come back to United he spoilt the apple cart and was then sacked..

'Yes! I don't know what more he could've done. He's not Ole Gunnar Solskjær — give him the job.' We asked the GB News office: should Michael Carrick get the Manchester United job permanently? Here's what staff had to say.

#karlturner who needs enemies with friends like these. Seen and heard a lot from this guy recently. Does he ever do any work ? #labour

@GranadaReports @AndyBurnhamGM Reposting you own goal - Sad 🤣

He shoots...he scores! While the Labour Party didn't have much to celebrate in the local elections, Andy Burnham celebrated scoring twice in a charity match in Manchester 👀 itv.com/news/granada/2…

@BethRigby Discussing getting Mandelson back in..

Gordon Brown Prime Minister’s Special Envoy on Global Finance. “The PM has committed to boosting the country’s security and resilience. In this role, Gordon Brown will advise on how global finance cooperation can help to achieve this”

@Keir_Starmer Sorry buddy you might be a nice person and all that. But I think it’s time to go. The country needs a proper leader to take control. I don’t know who can do this in the Labour Party. Time to go !

We must respond to the message that voters have sent us and break with the status quo once and for all. We must confront the big challenges the public face with real answers. That is how we will deliver the change that people are desperate for and build a stronger and fairer country. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Easy Peelers Oranges should be done for false advertising. Juice gone everywhere..

@LBCNews What’s the plan then ?

Sir Keir Starmer said attempts by Iran to destabilise British society “will not be tolerated” amid suspicion Tehran could be stirring up antisemitism.

The antisemitism against the Jews is getting worse in the UK according to the News stations. Where is this coming from ? The average British born person does not care about the Jews and lets them get on with it. So where is the hate coming from ? Why does the press not say ?