shotgunromancandles

Would you rather be stinky or smelly?

The Monday 2pm crowd at this bar is elite

I will say though, these guys know how to lay on a horn

I want old taxi drivers who knew the city like the back of their hand. Not these off brand Uber drivers being spoon fed every turn

“No, he’s not a pedo. He’s a predator.”

When I type the word structural I always look up expecting it to be wrong and then I surprise myself. Great way to start each day!

We got so many conversations to finish but there are too many good ones to start

Really hope the Sox win today! @4or5cokes

Girl behind me in line never heard “American Boy” and thought it was a rip off of “Number One Victory Royale” smh

Go charlotte! It’s your birthday!🎉

Mind yourself, Rusty

McCauley Cokin’

“You know that fireworks make babies come early?”

Imma keep it a buck and admit that I don’t care that Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are at game 4

Kid’s nuts #blackhawks

Who’s overrating Cleveland

Taxi drivers in Chicago better watch out this weekend #hawksvwings

I’m dehydrated in a way only a beer can quench

Margaret 2024

We don’t need any more dumb bitches. We got enough. Just regular bitches

Believe it or not I do t drink that much anymore *takes shot of fireball*