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🚨 Joshua Van will defend the Flyweight Title against Alexandre Pantoja September 19th at #UFC331 (Via @realkevink)

He revolted for years against a sudden death, not in favor of a slow, quiet, and forgettable decline, but out of lust for life. The crowd now demands death. He was caught red handed being human; that will not do. The defeated gladiator is now expected to kneel and accept death

This is worse than the holocaust

WE are beating Max Holloway tomorrow

Conor McGregor just got up and started singing Wonderwall 😭

CONOR MCGREGOR TOOK OFF MAX HOLLOWAY'S GLASSES DURING THEIR FACE OFF OH MY GOD 😭😭😭 #UFC329

14 year old me said "Wow I wish I could see Ellen Page's tits" and the monkeys paw slowly curled one finger

Bro is cheesing like a groupie in the presence of weezy

@jajaregal Wemby hadn't met the minimum of 1250 rim attempts when that chart was made. Here's an updated one. You're very slow

@romantic_rapist wemby not on this list shit fake as hell 😭

post calling the defense bad and club 77 pulling up offensive stats please get these dumbasses gone bro idc

@jajaregal Your lack of ball knowledge is showing

@romantic_rapist guy with zero all defense nods is the best rim protector in the league surrounded by negative perimeter defenders ✌️

@Jake_Klassen_ @JonKrawczynski mcdaniels about to lockdown Luka into another 40 point triple double. I'm shaking

@JonKrawczynski You sir, are a walking W.

@RosaPerks07 @Jake_Klassen_ Kessler ain't Jokic buddy

@Jake_Klassen_ They all bad defenders, all of em 😂😂 I can hear the picture

@serralui @RockyDa30617784 @Jake_Klassen_ wolves fans going to be flexing a series win over Luka, with a center from the local YMCA, until their death bed

@RockyDa30617784 @Jake_Klassen_ please enlighten me on which team got swept last year

Joeyy and Christ Dillinger are friends with Sam Hyde. Yabujin is a neo nazi Hi-C is a born-again Christian. Lil B invented the word Based. Che uses the F-slur 2 Hollis is funded by Peter Thiel Bladee works with a producer called Varg^2 The future of hip hop is fascist. The streets are trad. Read it and weep woketards.

@Bagathot @directedbysunny @LegionHoops Ah yes, Achilles tears are known for having zero lasting impact on players careers and their longevity

@romantic_rapist @directedbysunny @LegionHoops

The Ringer’s updated Top 100 NBA player rankings: 1) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 2) Victor Wembanyama 3) Nikola Jokic 4) Luka Doncic 5) Jalen Brunson 6) Anthony Edwards 7) Giannis Antetokounmpo 8) Kawhi Leonard 9) Cade Cunningham 10) Stephen Curry 11) Donovan Mitchell 12) Karl-Anthony Towns 13) Jayson Tatum 14) Jaylen Brown 15) Tyrese Maxey 16) Kevin Durant 17) Scottie Barnes 18) Devin Booker 19) Jamal Murray 20) LeBron James 21) OG Anunoby 22) Deni Avdija 23) Jalen Johnson 24) Evan Mobley 25) Bam Adebayo 26) Stephon Castle 27) Pascal Siakam 28) Chet Holmgren 29) Paolo Banchero 30) Alperen Sengun 31) James Harden 32) Jalen Williams 33) LaMelo Ball 34) Austin Reaves 35) Derrick White 36) Amen Thompson 37) Lauri Markkanen 38) Franz Wagner 39) Rudy Gobert 40) Desmond Bane 41) Cooper Flagg 42) Aaron Gordon 43) Joel Embiid 44) Jalen Duren 45) Dylan Harper 46) De'Aaron Fox 47) Kon Knueppel 48) Zion Williamson 49) Trey Murphy III 50) Brandon Miller 51) Jaden McDaniels 52) Nickeil Alexander-Walker 53) Keyonte George 54) Julius Randle 55) Darius Garland 56) Ausar Thompson 57) Michael Porter Jr. 58) Jarrett Allen 59) Dillon Brooks 60) Alex Caruso 61) Mikal Bridges 62) Norm Powell 63) Trae Young 64) Josh Hart 65) Devin Vassell 66) Paul George 67) Brandon Ingram 68) Tyler Herro 69) Isaiah Hartenstein 70) Payton Pritchard 71) Ajay Mitchell 72) Andrew Nembhard 73) Josh Giddey 74) Jrue Holiday 75) Cason Wallace 76) Peyton Watson 77) Naz Reid 78) Dyson Daniels 79) RJ Barrett 80) Jaime Jaquez Jr. 81) Ayo Dosunmu 82) Donovan Clingan 83) Onyeka Okongwu 84) VJ Edgecombe 85) Jalen Suggs 86) Tobias Harris 87) CJ McCollum 88) Ryan Rollins 89) Dejounte Murray 90) Cam Johnson 91) Alex Sarr 92) Coby White 93) Collin Murray-Boyles 94) Toumani Camara 95) Mitchell Robinson 96) Moussa Diabate 97) Draymond Green 98) Julian Champagnie 99) Keldon Johnson 100) Rui Hachimura

@Bagathot @directedbysunny @LegionHoops Talking about Luka always injured when Tatum just came off an Achilles tear

@romantic_rapist @directedbysunny @LegionHoops Luka always injured and he and wemby have empty wins don’t really got nothing to show for it but stats Tatum got the job done. Wemby don’t got no dog in him he just dirty af.

@Bagathot @directedbysunny @LegionHoops Meds

@directedbysunny @LegionHoops I’d take Tatum over wembanyama and luka but everything else seems accurate

@howyadoiiiiiiin @LegionHoops I don't even think jalen brunson believes that shit bro

@LegionHoops Brunson jumped Luka this year 🤷‍♂️