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ongoing thread of fics that have genuinely changed my life 🧵

My heart literally breaks for gay guys that they have to watch what they eat before sex. Girl homosexuality is so much better in this way. My ex gf and I would hit the chinese buffet and then get crazy. I'm so sorry seriously

pidge is recording it all btw

lance trying to speak through the gauze: “geef…. you’we hawd” keith: “?? i’m hard????” lance: “uh-uh, hawt” keith: “hard?” lance, groaning: “HOT. THEXY. CYUTE.” keith: …?.?.? lance: “bu’ it’sh ogay if you’we hawd, dtoo” keith: ?!!?!?!?,!:!, lance: “I’m hawd”

lance’s wisdom teeth start coming in when they’re still out in space and he has to painstakingly explain to coran why humans need to get them taken out

🫢❤️💙 #Klance

U da real sharpshooter #vld #voltron

i’m lowkey a human ai detector atp i <3 being a linguist

actually so sick of ai fics pls just write badly instead of making your story soulless

good examples of this specific quirk from an ai fic the creator posted to demonstrate how ai (sometimes) sounds

the analogy i have for AI writing is that, if you take a mathematical average of 2 very far-away numbers, you get something in the middle that resembles neither. if you take the average of a curve with ups & downs you get a flat line in the middle. that's what AI writing sounds

@romelleirl tbf if you have food poisoning and let someone eat ur ass u genuinely deserve the firing squad

@BlueeLana_ RIGHT??? like it’s GOT TO have happened before

@romelleirl I- You know what? Good question, actually

has anyone ever gotten food poisoning from rimming

@diocl420 delete this

do you ever think keith had mixed feelings about being the guardian of fire, which killed his dad, and the guardian of space, which killed his brother

its not looking good for him….

@diocl420 I MEAN LIKE……. ppl get food poisoning from accidentally eating poop so doesn’t that mean that eating ass is lowkey dangerous

@diocl420 okay and my ass poisoning tweet was a genuine question about the consequences of eating ass outside of a fictional context

@romelleirl my goo tweet was an innovative piece of world building that markedly improves the reading experience