Alex Carew 💎

@General_Somto Guy picked up his cap gun by mistake.

He Was Shot Repeatedly At Point-Blank Range…But What Happened Next Left Everyone In Shock. Not a Single Bullet Penetrated Him😳

@DrRitaDed Tit!!

Just found out my parents in the UK voted Reform. Needless to say, I no longer have parents.

@lindsaypuppyd Love it!!

Starmer just said he's going nowhere, as he doesn't want to plunge the country into chaos 😄😄😄 Bit like Fred West not wanting to dig up his patio, for fear of spoiling his flowers

@everton_arent Let’s hope so

PSG or Bayern destroy that Arsenal team. Easily

@DanisMCFC If it was the other way around with Simeone, everybody would be going mental.

Look at how insufferable Arteta is man trying to get the ball and time waste then literally almost running onto the pitch 🤦‍♂️

@Bella_91m7u 57

Let’s see who still remembers their math rules?? Can you find the correct value of this equation?

@daviddownie17 If you’d have said to me 3 weeks ago. We can finish 4th or 15th, I’d have put 15th as the favourite odds as a betting man.

We’re going to finish 15th aren’t we? 😂 #EFC

@jablett1 Lukaku still has it but I’d want him on the cheap. Dont want Richy back.

How many goals would these two add to Everton next season?

@OfficialJoel4_ 36

What number is missing? RT 🔄 Correct answer wins $350 Ends 48 hrs

@EvertonDotNews @FabrizioRomano Another year of pass backs.

🚨 Vitalii Mykolenko is set to extend his Everton stay by a further year, according to @FabrizioRomano #EFC

@Sandraw16134949 @Paulny3r @real_shirelass And this is the point that people seem to forget. Why should anything like this be means tested when you’ve paid into it for years? We live in a society where you’re not allowed to better yourself without being punished for it.

@Paulny3r @real_shirelass Wrong if you worked all your life and paid your Tax and NI then you di deserve a pension as much as the next person.

🚨Sir Tony Blair has called for the state pension to be abolished. The face of EVIL!!!!

@SuttonBStracke @JenniferTilly I’ve been forced by my wife to watch endless episodes of this car crash TV and I’ve gained a love for Sutton, I feel she’s so genuine and misunderstood at times, I can only wish her well. Keep smiling Sutton. x

Thank you for posting! I love me some @JenniferTilly 💗💗💗 🐆

@Matt_Pinner Fassbender or Hardy.

Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?

@Matt_Pinner Rich

How would you describe JK Rowling in one word?

@thedailymemes_ I’d have ran away by the time he punched me.

Yeah… I wouldn’t mess with him.

@MrDude079 That young girl in the pink is gonna have a lovely future. Prison for her definitely

@Adam00xx That was terrible and can’t be real, I could control it better myself and I’ve not played for decades.

Other first touch 🆚 Neymar first touch.

@autumn_luver You mean this Arena?

Idk if these speedos suit me?

@anthem_american @MattWallace888 They’re constantly spouting shite

@MattWallace888 that is still her just lightened her hair.. you are nuts

They switched her out like nothing ever happened…