Ronaldo's Moth

I'M SORRY @CRISTIANO I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

OFFICIALLY IN THE @JAACKSHAPPYHOUR HALL OF FAME BEFORE @CRISTIANO LMAO DO U WANT PICKING UP EMOTIONALLY IN THE MORNING PAL

IF TWITTER GOES AWAY I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT I WAS THE HIGHLIGHT @CRISTIANO TELL THEM MY DUDE

FRAUDS

alright never mind see you all for the world cup xoxo

SO GOOD TO SEE @CRISTIANO PLAYING WITH SOMEONE HE CAN LEARN SO MUCH FROM MR @DIOGOJOTA18 🐐 LOL

moths arent supposed to live this long wtf #EURO2020

WAIT WAS @CRISTIANO PLAYING THIS WEEKEND WAIT NO I WAS BUSY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND DID YOU SCORE???

ALL THOSE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND NO INVITE FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND???????? twitter.com/cristiano/stat…

I AM HERE TO SUPPORT MY FAVOURITE FOOTBALLER DONT GET INJURED @CRISTIANO LOL

SURELY A MAN UTD FAN SHOULD LIVE IN MANCHESTER twitter.com/seanyboy0170/s…

I'VE COME TO BARCELONA TO FIND A FRIEND DONT ASK WHO BUT HE IS FAST AND LEFT FOOTED AND DOESNT GET INJURED HAHA U OK @CRISTIANO???

i hate parody accounts twitter.com/bustofronaldo/…

NEW PROFILE PIC @CRISTIANO VERY HANDSOME LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU GREAT HAIR

REALLY EXCITED TO SEE NEW @CRISTIANO STATUE AT THE AIRPORT LOOKS JUST LIKE US

how to properly steam kale step 1: get a bag of kale step 2: throw it in the fucking bin and never buy it again wtf karen

HAVE A NICE NEW YEARS PLS LET OFF LOTS OF BRIGHT ATTRACTIVE FIREWORKS DONT WORRY ABOUT DOGS THEY LOVE IT NICE BRIGHT LIGHTS HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAVE A SAFE XMAS EVERYONE DONT DO SOMETHING SILLY LIKE HURT YOURSELF AND MISS THE EURO 2016 FINAL HAHAHA U OK @CRISTIANO TEXT ME BACK PLS

I could have confirmed this and I'm a fictional moth twitter.com/lfc/status/804…

UNITED SO MUCH BETTER SINCE MY BOY @CRISTIANO LEFT PLAY 7 AT THE BACK THE SPECIAL ONE GENIUS LOL