Jessie Watson

@PorygonEnjoyer @JohnCleese Behold? Are your eyelids open and stitched? Poor baby, unable to avert his gaze from that which frightens him. What suffering, darling, what gruesomeness of your idiocy… truly the worst fate to grok you aren’t funny. Boo hoo, boo hoo you little creaky baby.

Good bye, Twitter And thanks for dinner, Elon

Welcoming TN State Rep #JustinJones from the #TennesseeThree back to the floor after being expelled, breaking decorum for noise… wondering why #KipCaply goes unpunished for subjecting my eyes to such horror.

little super star #Daughter

And so we wake up and we drag ourselves to work surrounded by men who will ask us what’s wrong because they don’t even know or they’ve forgotten already or they agree.

still wake up in a cold sweat from time to time thinking about this monstrosity

Seeing food as delicious instead of instantly thinking of its impact on my BG.

Dear Solitary Bird, First of all I want to say I admire a fellow night owl (ha ha) and I find your incessant car alarm like call intriguing. Any chance you could loop a neighbor in on your natural life span? Just curious! Regards, WHAT THE FUUUUUUU

Cider hair for the cider festival!

@kaymjwatson Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so amazing.

you seem a decent fellow. i hate to die!

Every Tennessean needs to read this. 37 counties contract out to this barbaric mockery of a justice system. This is infuriating, unacceptable, and absolutely deplorable. Boots on the ground, folks, it’s time to organize.

River Dance #daughter

River practicing to be in Aquaman 3 as Aquagirl. #JasonMomoa #Aquaman #aquagirl

⁦@OmarNajam⁩ in case you needed to be reminded this was one of your amazing baby River welcoming gifts.

Nebulous! Fitness nut! They can take a long walk on a cracked Mississippi bridge. #nutrisense #T1D

@KarenDCamper You deleted the original tweet so I will ask again, why did you vote Present instead of voting to protect trans youth in Tennessee?

@KarenDCamper Who are you really present for? Not trans youth.