Ibironke

A junior employee meets his CEO in the elevator. Employee: Good morning, sir. CEO: It is already 10:30 a.m., almost noon. Employee: Yes. CEO: You are two hours late to the concept of morning. Employee: I have been at my desk working since 7:30 a.m. CEO: Accuracy is more important than intent. Employee: Understood. CEO: Good. What is your name and employee number? Employee: Watkins Sam, number 34789. CEO: I will be emailing your line manager to ensure you retake your employee training on time management. Employee: Sorry, sir. Please accept my apologies. CEO: I will need you to make your apology in writing and CC HR. This will serve as proof of your inefficiency. Lesson: Never speak to your seniors in common areas at work unless spoken to first.

Can we normalize having wedding settings like this?

A Nigerian man has shared the exact question he was asked during his US visa interview and the answer he gave that secured his approval. According to him, out of a large number of applicants that day, only he and one other person were granted visas.

I'm surprised, how she fits in it 🙆🤩

Experienced my first Toronto summer last year and promised to never miss anyone again. Toronto must feel my presence this Summer

Friend: what size diaper is baby boy in now? Me: size three. Friend: I'm just going to bring over a bunch of nb, 1 and 2 for you, just in case. Me: what? Just in case he shrinks? Or just in case I'll take care of donating them for you?

I mean who would not go to therapy after playing this role Who remembers this scene where she killed aunty labake's son and still mourned him.

I was literally making a confession and the goodnews came right at that same time! This was my declaration; My mistakes are turned into miracles. My blunders are turned to blessings…. You can loop “I KNOW YOU WILL” as you declare this!