delusional girl❤️‍🔥

@Holy_Danderson you get it !

@roobytrap Made pasta salad with some unstuffed shells last night and had the same thought, felt powerful , like damn I could just put whatever I want in here

pasta salad: the ultimate vibes based dish. a failsafe fridge cleanout meal that makes you work for it but never really needs a recipe. love that girl

just realized this kind of sounds like i’m trying to promote my new health & wellness brand… sorry I just got really excited about pasta salad

@dfarecs i’m gonna roll up to low cinema on opening day looking lost

@roobytrap I’m sure

I’ve never been more sat

WAP being performed 8 times a week on broadway now. notable silence from beethoven

i’m never trusting a man let alone a soccer player before a lesbian. not in my world.

I have an enormous personal vendetta against the pollen count in new york city

You’re going to go through life thinking girls don’t like your writing because it’s not politically correct. I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re not very good at writing

i’m addicted to meaning. they’re sending me to meaning rehab

attention: now is the time on st. patrick's day when we talk about our feelings

harry styles you have clinched your spot on the list of celebs I would like more if they had the courage to just be bald

some of you are meal prepping to “count calories,” I’m meal prepping so I can afford to buy cute purses on depop, we are not the same

re-sharing my fave list in honor of autumn durald arkapaw 🎥 boxd.it/zx0KK

@jenny_crtwright dirty work greatest song of all time AND now it's in 2025's best picture steely dan you will always be famous

@roobytrap i literally said “is this steely dan”

one battle after another winning best picture was great because everyone got to briefly listen to steely dan

can’t believe liz lemon’s ex boyfriend is hosting the oscars

here's how kirsten dunst can still win the oscar for 1994's Interview with the Vampire:

one sneak this week but I need sympathy because I can’t breathe thru my nose

if you hate me that is okay i will eat bread and you are mad