Rusty “Goofball” Spikler

Loyal servant to the crown. PM LARP. #DieForThis

Smiling through it all.. Can’t believe this my life! #WorstDayIn2016 #BringItHomeDickhead

Just cried tears of joy for the first time since my Ex Wife slid the divorce papers under my bedroom door. #DoTheBronWall

I’m the kind of guy that appreciates a motherfucker like Ryan Fitzpatrick, or should I say Fitzmagic. Fucking legend. Anyone else? #Journeyman #FuckWitAWhiteboy

@thehoodheroo Rescheduled the movie Larry. We rode the Pirate Ship at the boardwalk instead. I had my hands up the entire time of course. #RNS

@roofball1776 How was the movie?

This is how I was moving tonight. #LadiesMan217

@edward1mcdonald MW 2019 though…

Top 25 games ever really hard list to make. What did I miss?

@yexelton @edward1mcdonald Deadass. Fuck you.

@edward1mcdonald Ur a larper it’s extremely obvious jus lyk for ur next lying tweet tryna fit in, don’t include all the games that were better than fort then put fort at 1, it hiw we can tell ur 19 and jeet there for mw2 u deadass would’ve been like 3 when bo1 dropped foh loser ass nigga y lie?😂

@edward1mcdonald legendary pull, llws 2009. i used to live and die by that shit.

Anyone else’s office just pump bangers through the speakers all day? Led Zeppelin, The Stones, Pearl Jam. How tf am I supposed to get any work done with Eddie Vedder going to town? #Expand #Nuclear

Wonder what ever happened to this guy… 10AM and I already hit quota. OG Fort YT doomscroll until lunch. #GoodOleDays #DoublePump

@daledimmadomeII @mutualmonday Now that is a shitter if I’ve ever seen one.

@roofball1776 @mutualmonday Way ahead of ya, Rusty x.com/daledimmadomeI…

Comment your celebrity crush for @MutualMonday and I'll give a rating

Going to see The Odyssey with that rocket tonight. Can’t believe a shot taken after 12am actually dropped. Thank fuck she can’t call a timeout. Wonder if her neck strong though? #LudicrousNeck #TieGameWith5SecondsRemaining

J sent a risky text. Shit landed. Shooters shoot. #DionWaiters

Yes, I deleted my nuclear tweet. No, I am not a liberal. Need to keep my page niche, too many candy asses interacting with my shit. Rusty isn’t for everyone. #SupportSmallBurners #KamalaMadeMeDoIt That broad did have a thumper though, 🪵.

@SkrillaJim Fuck you Jimmy. Prollywood is my thing.

@roofball1776 Prolly wood? Are you gay

@MyspaceLord Eaton, best comment ever. #Fudge

@roofball1776 I’d eat her fudge bro

PM spotting courtesy of @maxthevirgin. Just a great guy all around. Never kill yourself. #Nuke #TheODBandSucks

OD line. My blood is boiling with anticipation. Full stadium pulse. #Nuke