ass bandit (lady magyver)

I am this 🤏 friken close to buying an iPad

Sometimes you have to dance ur pants off at the clerb (literally like they be falling down almost completely off babes)

Wearing my boots at the clerb omg

I think I love ants actually

I love amyl. Just kidding. I don’t. It just smells like ants but like. I’m off it, in that way. I love ants. Complicated. Dm for details x

I don’t even care if ants die

At the club thinking about how disco won

Happy Mother’s Day to mama gozleme

Glam rock band playing now

I get like message bombed from 3 different platforms

What’s the deal with old people messaging the same message to me across multiple platforms

ATM in Bali just ate Matt’s card

Just reached a flow state eating these tacos

Mumma wants a lobster roll

Those huge birthday parties for babies freak me out. The balloon garlands? Omg

Shar lanka is a third wall country

Just wanna play sims

Maroon 5 remix album!!!??

Someone needs to tell Lily Allen about how hard it is to sing pussy palace in an Australian accent

Yall mind if I put on maroon 5?