Glenjamin

3.4K posts

Glenjamin banner
Glenjamin

Glenjamin

@roommateglenj

Keysterglenjamin

Katılım Şubat 2023
421 Takip Edilen71 Takipçiler
Glenjamin
Glenjamin@roommateglenj·
@impossiblyeve Too many cameras around to be doing the hamburger with your dick and your balls 😔
English
0
0
1
65
✦ eve ✦
✦ eve ✦@impossiblyeve·
seems like nobody fucks burgers like they used to
English
10
11
146
4.5K
Glenjamin
Glenjamin@roommateglenj·
@impossiblyeve Same with littering, if you don’t return the cart or toss your garbage on the ground you don’t deserve to be a part of society
English
0
0
0
34
Glenjamin retweetledi
✦ eve ✦
✦ eve ✦@impossiblyeve·
whether or not you put the shopping cart back is the litmus test of which i judge you by
English
6
4
49
1.7K
Glenjamin
Glenjamin@roommateglenj·
For your crimes, you have been tasked with colouring in Nunavut using a crayon
English
0
0
0
17
Glenjamin
Glenjamin@roommateglenj·
@OneFeIISwoop The reduction of harm to any capacity should never be shamed or frowned upon
English
0
0
0
99
Pierre Poilievre
Pierre Poilievre@PierrePoilievre·
Why isn’t housing affordable in Canada?
English
820
435
2.2K
964.7K
Glenjamin
Glenjamin@roommateglenj·
Sometimes I worry about the little gay people in my phone and their gay little lives in their gay houses
English
0
0
1
20
✦ eve ✦
✦ eve ✦@impossiblyeve·
if i had a boyfriend i would make him stand in the corner and face the wall whenever he annoys me
English
31
1.1K
7.4K
200.1K
Glenjamin
Glenjamin@roommateglenj·
@impossiblyeve It CANNOT be that good that you sell your soul like this 😔
English
0
0
1
4.7K
✦ eve ✦
✦ eve ✦@impossiblyeve·
(horniest I’ve ever been in my life) haha yeah no one piece is crazyyyy
English
22
475
8.4K
190.5K
Glenjamin
Glenjamin@roommateglenj·
@impossiblyeve Read this over some chuds shoulder at a baseball game
English
2
0
74
3.5K
✦ eve ✦
✦ eve ✦@impossiblyeve·
not to choke on my own dick and gargle my own balls but im kinda chill
English
55
7.9K
57.1K
605.5K
Glenjamin retweetledi
Dom
Dom@cool_guy_dom·
I won somehow (highrolling). Really happy and proud of how far I've come since the start of set 16. I'll probably yap in a longer post at some point for my 2 followers but yeah not bad. See you at regionals
Dom tweet media
English
7
3
68
11.5K
Glenjamin
Glenjamin@roommateglenj·
Happy birthday to all the moms out there
English
0
0
1
8
✦ eve ✦
✦ eve ✦@impossiblyeve·
how about broke. how about 4 inches. and normal. How about chud-like and woke with a full understanding of incel terminology.
English
17
714
10.8K
199.8K
Glenjamin
Glenjamin@roommateglenj·
@possiblyeve Locket of ashes for the dead, blood for the living
GIF
English
0
0
1
24

Keşfet

@impossiblyeve @UmUhOatmeal @OneFeIISwoop @PierrePoilievre @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano