girth god

ye fellas a fat victim

just made myself cry because musicians probably know that their songs can be used as a first dance song which is cute and all, but have they ever considered that someone could love one of their songs so much that they want it used as their funeral song?

if ur saying oasis is the best gig you've ever been to is crazy work

finally listening to Lux in full and i wanna be sick?? i'm so emotional

"and you spell that c-a-r-r-o-l-l" 😭

SUBWAY HAS THE RASPBERRY WHITE CHOCOLATE COOKIES BACK IN STOCK

like is there any answer other than "fully"

thinking about the time me and nico went to a restaurant and they asked me how i wanted my pork cooked

being a human's more of a burden than i was hoping

song is so good my god we are SO back

why am i queuing for the toilet at my own place of work

got asked for BLUEPRINTS at work today felt like an evil supervillain

opening the bar hungover and absolutely raging at the close last night and strangers comes on my shuffle,,, dunno wether to cry or use the gaff as my own personal rage room

forgot to update when i finished the book, i was right lol

made a hc x dc playlist last night & only listening to that on my way to work for the foreseeable

why's everyone angry at the tourette's community and NOT at the BBC ?? they can edit out free Palestine comments easily (which is weird as fuck btw) but not slurs that were said by someone with a disability? it's very much seeming like they wanted to divert attention elsewhere?

clocking in at page 148 of the silversmith to say i predict that smyth's long lost wife has been ary the whole time, will update when i get to the end

you're laughing? Gondor calls for aid and you're fucking laughing?

really got back into picking my nose this year, if you see me in public i am NOT fixing my nose ring i'm digging for gold

courtney laplante i will love you forever