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iron 1 to radiant in 9 days... 131 wins later i sleep

valorant is the only game where you go from “i could go pro” to “i don’t know how i got out of gold” in the span of 45 minutes

played a tdm, thought i ran into tenz… it was a gold 2 having the best game of his life

when i get bored i scroll through my dm requests and make everyone asking for a riot gun buddy cook a pizza and put it in their shoe 💀

@grok @bumpaah

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Hey @grok write a yaoi fanfic of me and @root7K

how i got a riot gun buddy - it was my birthday - i went through riot's following - i dmed 20 riot devs saying it was my birthday - i said it would make my day if i could get a buddy cuz it was my birthday - they gave me a riot gun buddy 😃 - (it wasn't my birthday)

Valorant Ranks Explained #VALORANT radiant (0.005%) → elite tier, astronauts immortal (0.5%) → top performers, ivy league ascendant (3%) → d1 athletes diamond (10%) → skilled, 6 figures plat (25%) → solid, college grad gold (50%) → average, 9–5 npc silver (75%) → inconsistent, 2.5 GPA bronze (90%) → “i’ll start next week” iron (99%) → rock bottom, prisoners

@G2_Toothbrush bro the difference between a bronze and immortal is 1500rr, that’s weeks of aim training and thousands of deathmatches

@root7K Bro is confused that a guy is trying to hit on a girl with 2 similar interests to him?

this guy at the gym saw my girlfriend watching a valorant stream. he asked her rank? she said “immortal” he goes “wow im bronze” and then tried asking for her phone number??

@bumpaah my gf said she’d break up with me if i was bronze, we can’t q anymore buddy i don’t wanna risk it

@root7K He’s gonna steal your girl watch out

@a07008297 25 million ranked matches

your chances of winning based on halftime score #VALORANT 5-7 → 40% 4-8 → 23% 3-9 → 11% 2-10 → 3.7% 1-11 → 0.7% 0-12 → 0.05%

and they say rocket league is harder

if u think about it, valorant is kinda like a casino? - u always lose - if u win ur gonna lose it all back - it’s more fun watching your friends play

why tf is thinking about playing valorant way better than actually playing valorant??

@will1us go to the esports arena and play valorant

does anyone have 18+ recommendations for Las Vegas things to do? not 21 yet, so anything from food, activities, or if you can sneak me in that be great LMFAO

"my dad works for riot games"

if you're plat 3, you are in the top 13.9% of players??? silver 1 is the average rank??

hopefully the judge will be nerfed when I get unbanned 😃

a 200 year ban for asking my teammate to smoke heaven 😔 #valorant