Rory Shea

@ZeroDoinks Can I get a tip time?

Fuck Bruce Pearl, always. Final Four Illini.

@RickFeelsmen @TheLawrenceArms Best pic of u ive ever seen. #suizo

This is our year for sure. @TheLawrenceArms

@gopherbones Fair and that guy was very dialed in to the bears!

@rorypshea Thats not what the Au Cheval waiter told me

Don’t overthink it. You want Ben Johnson in the building #bears

@RickFeelsmen @DKSportsbook You either retire as a hero or live to become a villain.

@DKSportsbook @rorypshea how are we supposed to heal as a nation?

BREAKING: Raygun has retired from competitive dancing 😭

@ZeroDoinks @RickFeelsmen @Chicago_History

@rorypshea @RickFeelsmen @Chicago_History Same with ole Chris

OLDIES 104.3! You? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@ZeroDoinks @RickFeelsmen @Chicago_History I always appreciated that @RickFeelsmen had a groin mullet. Business up top and then party off the sack.

@rorypshea @RickFeelsmen @Chicago_History I agree with you. Especially when it involves the unspeakable

@ZeroDoinks @RickFeelsmen @Chicago_History Bald is beautiful.

@RickFeelsmen @Chicago_History Z95 is responsible for Throwing Copper hitting these ears, and I couldn’t believe how a bald singer could sing with such gusto. My life never adjusted from there.

@ZeroDoinks @RickFeelsmen @Chicago_History God you’re such a bald-ist

@RickFeelsmen @historyinmemes @ZeroDoinks My hair looks great in that pic.

@historyinmemes @ZeroDoinks and @rorypshea always had quite the photo collection on the walls

Hanging out in a University of Illinois dorm room, 1910

@RickFeelsmen Mr Fogherty would be proud.

Baseball: America’s aghastime

@RickFeelsmen @elonmusk Can I like more than once? #suizo

I’m honor of @elonmusk personally verifying my account, if this tweet gets 6 likes, I will release my 3 hot hot picks for Saturday. They are going to give you a huge case of the funds.

@RickFeelsmen @ZeroDoinks @MrRobinson414 @ChicagoBears @chicagobulls @whitesox @justnfields @HollandHISD No love for Francisco?

@ZeroDoinks @MrRobinson414 @ChicagoBears @chicagobulls @whitesox @justnfields @HollandHISD 1. The Hamburglar 2. Lance Armstrong 3. Steve Winwood 4. The Hulk

Getting my dream man cave together #DaBears #BearDown #GoBears #DaSox #DaBulls #Hulk @ChicagoBears @chicagobulls @whitesox @justnfields @HollandHISD

@ZeroDoinks Co-sign KK.

Soldier Field in mid-season form already, running out of water before half the stadium is full. Good thing I thrive on barley and hops

@mkhoops Have to agree. Things are bleak with those 2 out and 6-8 weeks is a long stretch. Think they are able to hang on to a top 6 or is it just too much to overcome and we are looking at the play in?

@gopherbones Just wait until the Illini spray their COVID all over the Gophers.

Clemson losing would be great for the Gophers. Puts us right back in the playoff picture

@ZeroDoinks Ha this is super weird! Making up Bear encounters.

This ..... is really weird. Why would @wingoz swipe a 2017 image of a bear on a deck and pretend it happened to him tonight? Why does he get so #horny about the weirdest things? #zerodoinks

@gopherbones @BigTenNetwork Any time you can go to an exhibit game for a season of exhibition games, gotta make that move!!!

@BigTenNetwork I’m sure @rorypshea will be there. He loves spring football

90,000 Nebraska fans have done it again:

@patrickdryan @KwameNMensah Answer was DRose. I just skeeted in my 2010 jean shorts.

@NickFriedell is Derrick not on the bench?