rosé cuervo

all quiet on the frontal lobe

@stoli_29 100 fav 🥰

And fuck that little hippo too

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

Hungover in a way that should be illegal. Thought breakfast would help. Girl next to me got a lb of salmon in the shape of a rose. As soon as it hit the table I dry heaved so hard for so long the mgr ran over because he thought I was choking. Everyone involved deserves jail

@stoli_29 steven

a series of events

why isn’t bbl drizzy on touchtunes

@s_tollios29 steve

can’t wait to be violently horny in public with a room full of strangers later (seeing challengers at the movie theater)

it’s not a boy band, it’s a band for the boys

I got that dog in me fr

honestly every meal is girl dinner when you work in the service industry

just me and my bop it against the world

spending the weekend in 100 degree weather and immediately putting on my winter jacket at home is Not The Vibe

@s_tollios29 FELT

i’m such a fucking slut for a greek salad my goodness

I Was Sitting With A Group Of Friends Once, Mix Of Guys And Girls, And They We’re All Talking And Laughing Telling Stories, Then They Looked Over At Me And I Was Fully Sobbing Silent Tears, Like Fully Crying.

I’ve had a really bad day all around right? it just got significantly worse

it should be full on illegal for short cars to pull all the way forward in a parking spot

I just bought a plane ticket to go meet my best friend in GREECE and I’ve never been more emotional in all the best ways 🥹