mari. 🪸

I wanna go to the fucking beach with my motherfucking Friends

Telling my cat where I’m going and when I’ll be back so she doesn’t worry

the older i get the heller the no

sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat

you mad weird for not letting me merge

Who else had #UnsupervisedInternetAccess

Instagram begging me to use their gay little new feature

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

it was revealed to me in an instagram follow suggestion

i live in california and i have to get gas soon im so fucking scared

But your honor I’m Mexican

Instagram notes piss me off. Like grow the fuck up and log on to twitter omg

no one has thanked me for being Mexican today

Everything not black n white sometimes it be Hispanic

At least half of Latinos have an evil ass fucking abuela which is why we don't mention them

im not believing that white woman’s tears

pierce the veil mexican or the strokes mexican