Ros

@JUANMUCH69 THANK YOU!

So amongst all the flaming red flags on Jack, the fact that in his 34 years of life he doesn’t even have ONE friend/relative he can bring to a) his wedding b) home stays And the fact all his “client friends” seem to women doesn’t concern you??? #mafsau

DRINK IT UP! DRINK IT UP! DRINK IT UP!

@MrGeetsRomo @XSMalarkey @Lucypearman It was such a gorgeous show! Well done, you really nailed the earth, so to speak.

Last night at @XSMalarkey I got to be Planet Earth to @Lucypearman's Moon, and if you had a more delightful Tuesday night than me I'd be impressed.

“Stop yelling at me!” Does Sara know that this is all recorded? #MAFSAU

Has Tori forgotten that Jack had ZERO FRIENDS in his wedding party? They were all clients. That was first red flag and it was a pretty fucking big one. #MAFSAU

@TobiFrenzen @Conservatives I say this with love and support, but this needs to be checked by an accessibility professional or an online tool. At the minimum it needs to be behind an epilepsy warning. The flashes aren’t necessary, it’s an impactful advert with out them

@Conservatives Cool story bro! 👍 Now here's what a positive campaign video looks like, for anyone interested in a brighter future! 👇

FACT: London under Labour has become a crime capital of the world 🥀

@mrandyreynolds @XSMalarkey 😆😆😆 bet it feels like more though eh

@roseltov @XSMalarkey No comitmemt Ros!! Im 4!

This is not a dude who can talk about needs. I feel really shitty for Lucinda, she’s been done dirty by the experts. Same goes for Nat #MAFSAU

@___Ginge__ I know. Some of the shit on this site, and a little comedy club is what they’re arsed about

The XS Twitter account has been suspended cos we weren’t 13 when we set up the account. Even though we aren’t a person and now we’re very much of legal age, despite not being human. And being a comedy club.

@TheHStirling @Support Tbh, I set it up so long ago, it was before business accounts existed. We probably should have looked into it more recently, but we didn’t

@roseltov But surely there are options for organisation accounts @Support or must all businesses, organisations and venues be 13+?

@TobyHadoke more people follow you, so could you retweet this? Or something that is grammatically better?

paul anytime he has to throw people off his scent as a traitor: #TheTraitors

@GarethFW @53two Absolute icon.

Guys! ‘Debi’ is causing chaos & we’ve had to close!!! (Good news if you were already in us because you can’t get out!) We’ll be back once #Debi has stopped her tantrum! Sorry for the inconvenience. Stay safe beautiful people! 💙💜 #Manchester

#MAFSUK I once dated a victoria secrets model

@xsmalarkey @HarrietDyerCom CRAB ‘ANDS

@whatifbutthen Can’t believe I didn’t take the piss out of you calling it “a doob” yesterday

@hurricane_ros This was a rollercoaster

all is balanced out by someone mistaking me for @roseltov again

oh god another instance of being warmly greeted by a comedian who I can't remember despite the fact we've met twice. I'M SORRY-

“Let me start the interview by asking this question: what is your name?”