rosie paulrudd

this is a stan account for shahub’s hands

@odetoagony that’s gay

the love of my life is asleep and big spooning me while i play pokemon sword and shield - my quality of life is through the roof rn

@odetoagony I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND /srs

i love my girlfriend so much dude

@odetoagony i love ur weiner

i love driving my girlfriend's friends places

@PopBase True Americans have won 🇺🇸

me when he kisses me on the forehead mid piss:

@odetoagony already setting up the retirement home👴🏽

You always hear that you grow up at a certain age, but I don't think that's true, I think it's different for everyone. Some people it's 18, for some it's 16. When I was 20 I felt like a little boy. At 23 I feel like an old crone, and I love it. Adulthood has reinvented me.

@odetoagony @hexbabie ur mom gay💩

@hexbabie Redmond to seattle views for sure

@odetoagony interesting opinion bud

Mustard is the armpit of condiments, but Honey Mustard? That's the tits.

@odetoagony how did i know u were gonna send that? we like this🤞

my hot take on the Israel thing is that I don't know literally anything about it and I think war and violence is bad

@odetoagony the image of u giggling and kicking ur feet just made my birthday

if you ever see me posting strange democrat-like tweets let it be known it is purely to anger conservatives and yes i giggled and kicked my feet about it

@notEriyah i feel so spoiled! thank u darling💕

@odetoagony thx🥰

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @rosemarydot @rosemarydot WOOO 🥳❤️❤️🎉🪅🎊🍺🍻👯‍♀️

@rosemarydot @notEriyah @wildtiktokss

@odetoagony @notEriyah @wildtiktokss i have some celery in my pants rn

@notEriyah @wildtiktokss I could fuck up a plate of celery rn

What food?

@odetoagony i can literally see ur penis rn

@rosemarydot slurm gang my sister (💨💪⁉️)

tricycles are so fucking greedy man

@odetoagony @hexbabie ur so right

@hexbabie Punk Express has to be @rosemarydot and I got dibs on Haterade 😎

tag urself : I’m good rear

@odetoagony he a colton!

@odetoagony now this guy!

my boyfriend just told me that if i wasn’t a good girl he would start calling me colton