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Unleashing my brilliant chaos, one witty quip at a time. 🤪📚 #SmartAndSassy👌

Ndunyu Njeru, Kenya Katılım Eylül 2023
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rose@rosemucene·
@DrJuma_M Meanwhile, our competitor
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Larry Madowo
Larry Madowo@LarryMadowo·
NEW statement to CNN: “The U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps is deploying a team of highly trained officers to Kenya to support the care, monitoring, and quarantine of American citizens departing the Democratic Republic of the Congo as part of a coordinated interagency effort with the State Department and Department of War. The deployed team includes physicians, nurses, laboratory technologists, mental health professionals, and engineers – including officers with previous Ebola response experience in Liberia during the 2014-2015 outbreak. Personnel have undergone specialized training in PPE, quarantine protocols, and treatment procedures related to the Bundibugyo strain of Ebola virus. Protecting responders and American citizens remains our top priority, and HHS is confident in the safeguards, clinical protocols, and operational planning supporting this mission.
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Mary Kathomi
Mary Kathomi@MaryK2022·
Cambodia government asks all Africans to leave it's country Why do they hate us this much?
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rose@rosemucene·
@Davji You are disgusting
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Davji Bhimji Atellah
Kenya is a sovereign republic, not a geopolitical isolation ward.
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The Kiambu Magazine
The Kiambu Magazine@kiambu_magazine·
It is very reckless for the government to play with president Ruto security,I want Ruto safe, I want to have a chance to defeat Ruto next year in an election ~Rigathi Gachagua. #Kiambumagazine
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Mwai, MBS.@IanJamesMwaiK·
In short Ruto Must Go!!! I love it here 🤣🤣🤣
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Peace Lover
Peace Lover@MalcomXinX·
@scherargei Speaks Kikuyu in public meetings as if Kenya is only Kikuyu speaker..we must discuss how much land he owns, 500,000 acres, while other kenyans do not have even an inch of Kenya...this is not Fair....and blaming landless Kenyas is like he has more rights to breath than rest if us
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rose@rosemucene·
@Bill_Valar A gathering sponsored by delusion
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BILL @Bill_Valar·
What do we call a group of fools?
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ESPN FC@ESPNFC·
Arsenal fans flooded the streets of Kenya celebrating the Premier League title 🥹🇰🇪 (via @nickiBIGFISH)
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rose@rosemucene·
@Mwafreeka Nobody is watching your shitty iko nini rubbish. You think shouting over people and acting outraged every five minutes makes you Piers Morgan? Dummy behaviour. All that confidence with zero substance is a dangerous combination.
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Mwafreeka
Mwafreeka@Mwafreeka·
Please cancel a show called Iko Nini 😂😂 that you never watch and never helped build 😂😂
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I agree with @polo_kimanii on this, @Mwafreeka has always been full of himself, kiburi iko juu na hatakangi guest to speak their genuine mind. Infact, he talk too much than the interviewees, that kapodcast kake kadogo inafanya anamea pembe. Kijana we can cancel you mf!!

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rose@rosemucene·
@C_NyaKundiH It's all scripted. Itumbe drama festival
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Cyprian, Is Nyakundi@C_NyaKundiH·
Are we even sure some of these people “breaching security” and rushing toward the President are not part of some security drill or staged crowd-control test? Because at this point, the alternative is even worse.... how does someone keep getting that close to the Head of State in public? Either it is choreographed, or Ruto’s security is looking dangerously unserious.
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Cop Shakur
Cop Shakur@CopShakurkihara·
What was this guy thinking?trying to reach the president like that is like risking your life.
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Generali Osumo
Generali Osumo@generali_osumo·
Vitimbi Na sarakasi pale Kilifi! Tell me how someone can pass through all the security that surrounds William Ruto to make it to the podium where he is giving an address. This is just stage-managed stunts to serve purposes only understood by anakonda gullible supporters! Anyway huyu kijana angefanya tu kazi moja na atuokoe kama wakenya!
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Nzioka Muli
Nzioka Muli@nziokamul1·
See clowns. Your government just borrowed 174B on your already battered pockets, fuel is unaffordable, a bill to privatise water is in the works, another bill to tax free hold land and an even more punitive finance bill is getting passed. Your cost of living is unbearable, but your salaries have remained constant since 2020. But yes, let's celebrate arsenal team winning a trophy. Give them bread and circus and they will never revolt.
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MethoDman@polo_kimanii·
My brother Kevin,Unajua some of us work,Extremely hard. Mwanaume kama mimi kuambiwa nanuka jasho is not an insult,can never be. But you wouldn’t understand,when kairo employed you trying to rescue you from your underfunded alcoholism,2 hours later you were asleep under a car. Jasho utatoa wapi? You are a loser with a chronic illness I will not disclose. Claiming to have rich parents but the truth is your parents know very well you cannot survive without them,you are as feeble as a deflated penis. Umetoka rehab juzi day 2 umerudi kwa chingli. So how can you lecture a grown man like me whom families depend on, about sweating,you have never sweated. You only sweat when you’re fainting after imbibing chang’aa. Mimi ni mwanaume bana,my name is Kimani,not Cinderrela. You have no range to lecture me on hygiene,my sweat comes out as a previledge that I have done my part of the day,yours comes out as a punishment from your worn out cells
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Mboro Kumani ameambiwa aende aoge ananuka jasho😂😂😂naisha😭😭ama ni rangi ya ngozi?😂😂enyewe mganga huvumilia kijana yake😭😭🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

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