phoenix

i used to think i would want a partner to show me off to everyone, all proud as if i'm some kind of prize. sometimes i still want that, but the older i get, the more i want something quiet and private. something for just myself and my beloved without anyone peering in on it

@MILLENIALCHASER NOOOOOO

bad news btw, my beret is borked. accidentally washed it, shrinked. getting new one tho

@j0anofpark hey. dont be doing that

downside of soldering in a room with poor ventilation is now it like solder in my living room

@_DoctorNo_ put some respect on my nephew

Guys don't really go around being named Clifford huh? It was just that big red dog

phoenix 25th birthday party idea: you let me proctor the harvard group scale of hypnotic susceptibility (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE)

i really cant emphasize enough how much i sound like charlie berens when im on the phone with my mom or grandma

@Terratail @madsiegaydotcom have u never seen the virgin vs chad meme 😭 im saying it was a dorky ass response its ok to have things in common w people this is 100% some shit mads would do and probably already has done

@roseupfromdying @madsiegaydotcom i don't speed run portal is the funny part I just did that ALSO WDYM VIRGIN WHATEVER IS GOING ON HEREEEE

invited 2 tgirls over and they started getting all touchy touchy with eachother so I started speed running portal 1

@AcidAunt @butleriano jeepers cripes. yeah no

@roseupfromdying @butleriano I paid $2400 for a 1-bedroom in Hollywood in 2022

rent costs more in Chicago than LA now. Truly the end of the American culture industry.

@zoriguess @doterbeenhaflie and im not even talking about online someone i was talking to made a joke about it fuckin yesterday at a beach day?? 😭

@zoriguess @doterbeenhaflie girl me too which is why i canNOT keep hearing jokes about it in trans spaces :))

genuinely why is this a phenomenon that keeps happening though

a key thing to realize is that when tai does that little swat at van's arm it's basically performative. she agrees with what van is saying and actually thinks she should be meaner

i envy your ribs in the way they hold your heart the way i want to

Hearing you loud and clear, your holiness

@AcidAunt @butleriano $750 if you're my roommate and i lmao

@butleriano No way. How much is rent in Chicago?

@Terratail @madsiegaydotcom the virgin whatever is going on here vs the chad who would be amused to see another tgirl portal speedrunner who keeps ending up third wheeling

@roseupfromdying @madsiegaydotcom no this is me sorry

not to gross u out but i daydream abt u resting ur head on my chest and ur completely at ease and ur safe and warm

@METALG4ARSOLID @NocturnaXIII hey so that can kill you. never blow air in there.

@NocturnaXIII It should be but now tiktok says its wrong and you actually need to BLOW DRY to be completely clean or whatever

Why is having a vagina so fucking shit. No I don’t want a tutorial on how to not smell like fishsticks by doing 100 weird steps and only eating pineapple and fruit go fuck yourself. Why can’t it just be normal by doing basic fucking things like showering😭😭😭

@lilly_of_valley knowing you, i think i don't want to ask what "like a brother" means to you

@roseupfromdying He has a devious mind and I love him sincerely like a brother.

Reminder that my housemate is evil btw. The last time we did shibari together he told me about his plan for The Hair Gag — a resin ball gag cast around a single thread of nylon so it feels like you’ve got a hair in your mouth. This dude ties up too many autistic women I swear.