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wee girl rolled an office chair in front of us to block our path and it WORKED she won the war because we are complete and utter PUSSYS scared of a 6 year old ended up reversing back

@CaitlinHaswell7 @seanainmurray

my ex cheated, broke my heart twice, slept with his ex gf after we broke up and I still thought the sun shone out of his arshole because I was so in love with him. It’s ruined me in unimaginable ways but trust Tht i know my fuckin worth and I have pulled myself from the fkn dirt.

If i was Amber i wouldn’t even be giving Michael the time of day nevermind considering coupling up with him

@1Xtra @Santandave1 @ajtracey @laurabest_

Alex you absolute legend 👏 This kid just smashed @Santandave1 x @ajtracey’s ‘Thiago Silva’ live at #Glastonbury2019 #BBCGlasto 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Refreshafizing

it’s hilarious how sleep paralysis is just normal for me now

‘I hope today is the day she woke up and she will change’ The words of dread from Joe after just 2 weeks of a relationship. Last night he said ‘I can’t change you and don’t want to change you Lucie’ We all knew that was a lie. Lucie is too good for Love Island. #loveisland

@Robert_McKie96 @Ben_McGrath1

“Tuck that belly in before you start swinging dug chains” 😂😭😂😭

@saintvenchy @kathymgaxiola @seanainmurray

I disagree with this sm ✌️😗 love u but disagree ✌️😗

@claudiakennedy6 Try it I swearrrrr

Flakes don’t melt. If you don’t believe me try it, maD

@Ben_McGrath1 😩❤️

No better way to wake up than your Mum telling you she's got the all clear from her scan! Fucking buzzing for her the dote

@JakeMcHugh18 @orlaghmoss1 block out the haterz @stephaniedaly9

If I have a child I’m gonna call her Stephanie because all Stephanie’s are gems

I thought full time work would be the death of me but I feel fckin great

@laurabest_ Fuck off beetroot

pretending to be asleep with your legs up on the seat beside you on the bus so that no randomer sits beside you is a life hack