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C. Ross Flatt

C. Ross Flatt

@ross_at_play

Here to let you know about twin dadding, teacher ed, and superhero movies. Sometimes in that order.

NJ Katılım Kasım 2015
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@kellenredacted I still don’t know what my wife does. I just call her “business lady.”
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@kellenredacted I once put fake eyeballs over my glasses and pretended to be asleep at a staff meeting that was basically “Hey, you know what goes great with science? MATH!” I cannot abide useless faculty meetings.
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Taste of Cinema@davidcinema·
What is the best movie you've ever seen that is about faith and religion?
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Excellent fortune. No notes.
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@heymrsbond Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing. Its the only correct answer.
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Ben Steiner@steinerdrome·
Everything ok Andrew?
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Devon Taylor@seedevonwrite·
Some ✨professional news✨ Today I started a job as a senior editor on The Daily @nytimes! I'm very excited to join this extremely talented team and dive headfirst into the world of daily news.
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Everyone is talking about how Paul Rudd is ageless but he doesn’t hold a candle to Kurtwood Smith. He has been 52 for my entire life.
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Rohan Kalyan@RohanKalyan2·
@ChandraUday Might have to start reading Rushdie again, after a two decade or so hiatus
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Nick Piccone@_piccone·
What’s he watching?
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Ben Brock Johnson@TheBrockJohnson·
Anyone else, sometimes when they're alone in the car listening to @NPR yell impressions of the perfect tonal nosedive soc out from @ElBeardsley "ELEANOR BEARDSLEY...PARIS" over and over? No? Just me?
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Texting my wife groceries we need while also texting my brother why J’onn J’onzz is terrible in “Justice League” goes awry.
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Took my kids to #MonsterJam and a truck’s steering wheel just flew off the handle when it was driving.
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