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Ross McDaniel
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Ross McDaniel
@rossmcdaniel
One time I successfully performed the Heimlich Maneuver on a lady and she gave me a Miller Lite
Memphis Katılım Ağustos 2009
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Nothing is scarier than seeing a zookeeper running in the opposite way of where you're heading
Dallas Zoo@DallasZoo
The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation.
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Is Cage the name of the elephant or instructions for what to do with said elephant?
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How to write an effective fragrance ad in two easy steps:
1) trip balls
2) write down what you see *verbatim*
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@JCHester22 @ClerksMovie It’s a two-way street homie. I wouldn’t have survived 5+ years there without you.
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@ClerksMovie @rossmcdaniel helps keep me sane at work with his quick humor and always on point observations. It was great when we were in person and it hasn’t skipped a beat since we are remote. Thanks always.
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In fairness it's literally the most interesting thing he's ever done
Sports Illustrated@SInow
Social media blasts Drew Brees and PointsBet for tasteless ‘lightning’ marketing stunt trib.al/POM1wrD
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Wait, it's December? What's next? January? 2023? Absolutely fucking not.
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And the award for Best Picture goes to
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The first trailer for ‘COCAINE BEAR’ has been released. The film releases on February 24 in theaters.
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He sacrificed future generations of the Pulisic family for his country
Sports Illustrated@SInow
Christian Pulisic comes up BIG for the #USMNT! (via @FOXSoccer)
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My previous USA jerseys did not produce the results we wanted in matches 1 and 2. It's time to invoke the name of our one true Soccer God
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Jordan Pickford looks like a Peaky Blinder who would be introduced and killed off in under 8 minutes.
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Drinking at Gambling on the
the airport World Cup
🤝
Sinning at 7am
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well there goes the name I had picked out for my firstborn
Pop Base@PopBase
Rainn Wilson of ‘The Office’ has changed his name to Rainnfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter to protest climate change.
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Attention shoppers, black friday has been moved up to June 12
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