Brian Rothenbeck

I was graciously asked to join a new post-punk band called Demmers and they/we released a new track on streaming today which I highly recommend you listen to. FFO good music and big moods: open.spotify.com/track/3sA9MEgz…

My girlfriend misheard someone on a reality show as saying, “That’s a tough piss to swallow” and I don’t know why we’re not talking about making a change to that old idiom.

At least I can sleep soundly knowing that @Wizards_DnD is safe from this same style of thinking… …shit.

all of them at once! Who needs strategy?! Pardon my long-windedness; this is all to say thank you for bringing M:tG into 2023, and by that I mean, “creating a broken, soulless hellscape where any joy has been stripped away in a quest to move more units.”

Oh man @wizards_magic this new poison counter mechanic is yet another home run in a stellar record of updates to the core game! I love how every card can do 15 things and costs virtually nothing to play! It demonstrates a dedication to creating a balanced experience…

Finally finished my year-end playlist of some of my favorites of 2022. Feat. @newjunkcityatl @mercyunionband @lowlightnj1 @schooldrugsnj @timesharesmusic and plenty more! open.spotify.com/playlist/78fla…

Just posted a photo @ TBD Residential instagram.com/p/ClgmfJYuo-h/…

@danger_zoe Wear them proudly! It’s already snowed in NJ so you’re going to have to hold it down for the both of us.

@rothenbeck I put them on this morning and I was like YES I MUST TELL ROTHENBECK WE ARE IN SEASON 😂

Just posted a photo @ New Jersey instagram.com/p/CkimhE-Ozkq/…

@newjunkcityatl @theweakerthans @thefestfl All I can hope for in life is to write a song that’s half as good as JKS. You were fantastic. For a moment I forgot I was watching a cover set.

Saw @newjunkcityatl absolutely destroy a @theweakerthans set at @thefestfl and it felt very much like the next generation telling the stories of our elders around a campfire.

When Marjorie Taylor Greene came on the scene and everyone called her “MTG” I was like, “Great this is going to ruin Magic the Gathering forever,” but now I feel like they’re both equally fucking stupid and obnoxious.

(3) That’s like if I was at work on the fourth floor and Derrick just parked in Lot G and I stood up in my cubicle and screamed “FUCK YOU DERRICK!”

(2) running from the back of the house to the front window because he sensed his nemesis’s presence… outside… past the front yard… across the street…

(1) My girlfriend’s dog has chosen a neighborhood German shepherd as his mortal enemy to the point that I believe he has a sixth sense for when the dog is anywhere nearby. This morning, he burst out of a deep sleep to full rage-scream-barking…

Janusz is giving me serious NoHo Hank vibes and it’s really making me love this season on a deeper level. #BakeOff