maneater🐊

auntie anne’s at the mall is like the cigarette to sex

@ROACHINSIGHTS @gothgfdotrip it’s not real

@gothgfdotrip Misandrist.

back when I did family law, 100% of my male clients sounded like this

@RynVader @whotfisjovana she has a legitimate reason to be upset and you’re here in the comments mad that someone else is mad.

@whotfisjovana Okay so that’s what you’re hiding behind? You don’t have to pretend. You’re upset you haven’t gotten the free stuff you won, we get it. Don’t pretend it’s some deeper meaning for you, and if it is what exactly did you do in support of international women’s day? Lmfaooo. Be real.

it’s honestly pathetic and shameful for a company like theirs and i believe that large brands should be held accountable if this is how they treat their customers or clients. it’s been almost three months past the time they said i won… 🦗🦗🦗 sorry for being excited i guess????

A cat sanctuary is offering free accommodation on a Greek island in exchange for looking after cats Working from 8am – 1pm for five days a week, volunteers have tasks such as feeding and cuddling with the animals

concept art of an ikran for avatar (2009)

@_GirlSay throwing my septum into my nostrils and praying

@ItsKingSlime the single laugh in the background 😭😭

Kevin Hart was HEATED after Shaq flipped the script on him and recreated the iconic “DAMN” scene between him & Don Cheadle 💀🤣🤣 “Like a train, I’m not stopping… I’m 46 years old and I’ve been doing this for-“ “DAMN”

@planetclarke @justtjustinaa offer amends it may be your only way

@justtjustinaa I was just watching but I broke his focus and the squirrel got away!! HE WAS PISSEDDDD

So apparently I am NOT friends with every animal... Saved a small squirrel from a giant raven and the raven started breaking branches off the tree and throwing them at me?! Help???

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

just saw a star shaped cat on tl that looks like this but twitter refreshed itself please help me find it 😭😭

if the black eyed peas doesn’t have a resurgence soon i might kill myself

10 min houndoom from memory 😵‍💫

You all are so cute!🥹

@p4nzz_ the post above this….

earth mii

@zeephaus now give him a gun 🙈

@roug3thebat TYYYY!!!!

Made this loser

@krembeni left

Ladies, left or right, I can't decide

should i have actually pursued marine biology fuck

@abdoukh05 @cavalry__app thanks we all owe you one

@cavalry__app Let's go!

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