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I once had a coworker tell me “I don’t like you.”, in a small group setting. I slow blinked and asked her what she wanted me to do with that information. She paused for a moment, taken back. Then, broke the awkward silence by responding “Girl, I was just playing.” To which I responded “Oh, I’ve never played like that.” & Let the silence brew. She went on to attempt to engage me in small talk every chance she got and if it did not involve actual work I didn’t say anything. I later found out ...---

I once had a coworker tell me “I don’t like you.”, in a small group setting. I slow blinked and asked her what she wanted me to do with that information. She paused for a moment, taken back. Then, broke the awkward silence by responding “Girl, I was just playing.” To which I responded “Oh, I’ve never played like that.” & Let the silence brew. She went on to attempt to engage me in small talk every chance she got and if it did not involve actual work I didn’t say anything. I later found out ...---

not me accidentally paying for a new subscription for my ex's HBO Max account, calling them to explain and try to cancel the charge, and instead this woman hijacked his entire account and made me the owner and locked him out of it 😂😭😭 what a girl's girl

My husband and I went out to a new restaurant several Valentine’s Days ago. I ordered a chicken Alfredo that tasted kind of… bland. Me to the waiter: Hi, can I get a little crushed red pepper? Waiter: Sure, I’ll be right back. Guess who shows up at my table? The CHEF. “Is there an issue with your dish?” I was like, “it’s fine, I just like a little spice. I put it on everything.” He walked away. Y’all…

Once upon a time there was a little boy who purposefully hit a little girl in the face with a basketball during recess. When she told her teachers that the little boy hit her, they said it wasn’t a big deal, that he was just playing and the swelling on her face would go down eventually. The next day at recess the little girl sat on top of the jungle gym with a birds eye view of the playground. When the little boy walked by, she dove off and body slammed him WWE style, breaking his arm.

i love dates IDC what we do i just wanna spend time w my man

She was telling people at the school that she didn’t think I liked her because of a “joke” she made. No girl, you were trying to soft launch your one sided beef I’d already peeped & it didn’t go the way you thought it would.

The server came back to my table and placed a GIANT BOWL full of crushed red pepper in front on me. We were both looking at each other in confusion…. But then I realized the chef was petty and pissed off. So I put my fingers in the bowl, grabbed a pinch of crushed red pepper and sent the waiter back with the tainted bowl… Because fuck that chef. I was not insulting him. I simply and kindly asked for a little crushed red pepper. And we never ate there again.

I like men that don't like to see me working too hard. I'm so serious

I love doing life with somebody that really get me

a woman actually loses interest the moment she realizes she's trying harder than you.

I want soft love. The kind where I don't have to beg for reassurance, over-explain my feelings, or pretend I'm "too much" just to keep someone.

I love my man fr but sometimes I be looking at him like… you lucky I like you this much

If he wants to, he will and I'll always choose the man who wants to.

My idea of being spoiled ain't always about money, it's about how u SHOW UP for me