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UK North Sea oil 👎 Sanctioned Russian oil 👍 Make it make sense….

After 18 months of “standing up to Putin” the Labour govt quietly issued a licence allowing imports of Russian oil refined in third countries. Yesterday Labour MPs voted AGAINST UK oil and gas licences. We are now importing from Russia instead of drilling in the North Sea. Insane.

That chicken wine is quite morish.

@EverestToday That is sexy

Bartek Ziemski Skis Everest everesttoday.com/bartek-ziemski…

Slow afternoon at work. Googling for second-hand spaniels.

Oh for fuck's sake

@jhallwood As someone once said, excessive locomotion is a sign of ill-breeding.

I hate running but I do understand driving somewhere nice to go for a run in the same way someone might drive to go to the gym etc.

Felt miserable all day. Started drinking. Feel better. Life is too short to not be totally bollocks’d on Chardonnay.

@Jamin2g It was bollocks. So it was prime Eurovision.

This looks like prime Eurovision.

Just because someone’s waited for the top job for a long time, doesn’t mean they’re going to be any good at it. Just ask Anthony Eden. Or Gordon Brown. Or Boris, for that matter.

@GBPolitcs You’re reading it the wrong way up.

🚨NEW: The United Kingdom finished last at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest

Israel finished 2nd. A semi-Nakba.

Right then lads. Same time next year for another evening of tense geopolitical eurobantz.

Neither of those was the best song. Sweden or Australia for me.

Blaming Brexit or geopolitics for poor Eurovision scores can be rebutted with two words. Sam. Ryder. If we actually sent good acts with good songs and did some promotion, we’d do well. Time to end the annual ritual of humiliating an act and ourselves.

The amount of points being handed out is absolutely insane

@likesmokenoakum Last I heard his bike had broken down on a Scottish island.

@rowanhaff Timmy Mallet would disagree.

Not sure we even deserve 1 point tbh

mate

@YesMissMurphy I think 1 person liked it. I think that’s how it works.