Roxanne

If anyone ever asked me if I watched E.T. I would have been like yeah duh. I started watching it and realized I’ve definitely never seen it before. ?? Or at least didn’t remember ANY of it. What a classic!!! Such a cute movie 10/10

Watched all ten Saw’s. 1-7 were definitely the best, they all looped into the same story line slowly giving you more back up information. 8-10 were reachingggggg but 10 was the best out of those 3

how come i just watched baby driver for the first time. sometimes i wonder if i live under a rock

I just got iced by a two year old

Sunday Funday- I’ve been laying in bed since 6pm chillen, eating corn salsa.

*checks world clock every time before calling my girl who moved to New Zealand*

I have woke up hungover five days in a row and I’m going to go ahead and count tomorrow as six

Roxy does notttttt like not getting what she wants.

true luv is reading my book to me when I’m drunk and sleepy

Yes I’m still drunk from last night and yes this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen

it’s my cute ass nephews birthday today and seeing pics of his tiny self…. I need to get pregnant

I have like 86 mosquito bites. Just bcuz I’m raging doesn’t mean yall can too

chasing my gatorade with tumbs so I can drink the rest of the gatorade is so adult of me

I needed like 8 things at the store last night and the only things I grabbed were a bottle of crown and a root beer. Really setting myself up for success.

@mikaylajoy1421 YUM

off to the caribbean for half a month bye bye bitches

nothing is more midwestern than being on the fucking river in a tornado

off work every Saturday for the night five weeks. Let’s get this summer rolling boyz

Never too early for spooky season we can restart AHS now

@meltonzach Five years lolololol

Ain’t no fuckin way