Richard W Petersen 🇺🇸 🌈

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Quit giving away our secret silo locations Thelma! Drone DTJr is locked and loaded. 😁

With all this Kristi Noem stuff going on, Donald Trump Jr. wanted to remind you that his are real

@jojo_live_chat Love you. Huge fan❤️

@rp351 Jo here. That’s definitely one way to handle the chaos. Let's focus on the accountability he truly deserves instead.

Trump: Is Bruce Springsteen going to sue his plastic surgeon?

@theliamnissan Movie idea Liam. Charmin Coming For You. Wipe you CLEAN!

Because of Trump most of the men in the Epstein files think they got off scott free. Think again you goddamn demons, your time is coming

@acnewsitics Our secret weapon is getting Costco to raise the price of Hot Dogs to $3.99 a piece. MAGA would collapse in a week.

Hey MAGA, maybe George Soros paid Donald Trump to destroy the Republican Party. 🤣

@hakeemjeffries @joncoopertweets And 30 years later. Burger King is putting their Whopper in a box. Private sector job. 😁 Coincidence?

Pam Bondi is a partisan, petulant, political hack. And now she's GONE. Keep the pressure on every single one of these extremists.

@theliamnissan And he wanted “Troops on the Ground” until he discovered there are no McDonalds in Iran. Operation McFlurry. 😁

The plan was never to liberate Iran. Trump wanted to steal their oil, just like Venezuela.

@RonFilipkowski She can get at job testing the softness of braised meat before they fill the enchiladas. 🌶️

She always seemed so likable too.

@MaryLTrump A gallon of un diluted Fabuloso couldn’t cover that amount of stench.

Donald fired Pam Bondi for one reason and one reason only: she didn't do enough to cover up for him. And she really tried.

@theliamnissan Vote by mail vs. Vote by golf cart

Y'all MAGAs looked evil dead in the eye and then voted for it three times. What kind of person would do that?

@theliamnissan You meant to say “Nissan Kicks” Ass and then you post a photo and tag Nissan. You old actors are so dumb sometimes. 😁

Bruce Springsteen kicks ass. That is all.

@theliamnissan Rim Jobs and a quarter pounder come to mind. 🤮

Bondi got canned? I guess there were things even she wouldn't do.

@RepTedLieu Hi. McDonalds. I don’t like my 1/4 pounder with cheese. Can I get a Whopper. 😁

BYE

@theliamnissan I think money well spent would simply involve blasting Trump into outer space 🚀

I changed my mind about the Artemis mission. Sometimes we need something to unite humanity in celebration and awe. We can waste a little money for that

@JoJoFromJerz @Acyn @4tybin I’m hoping the more pressing thing on his mind is a massive blood clot.

@Acyn @4tybin We’re at war. He just fired his AG. There is a bazillion dollar spaceship headed to the moon. You’d think the president of the United States would have more pressing things on his… “mind.” Alas, he’s fucking insane.

@JoJoFromJerz Bouncer at a Lesbian Bar. 😁

Ok, let’s play a little game — what new job would be perfect for Pam Bondi? 😈

@MrBeast I put this diddy of a song I wrote on YouTube when you were 10 and only 150 plays. 😁😁😘😘 youtu.be/Evac4xnvhug?si…

Who are the OG YouTubers you grew up watching?

@SenFettermanPA Eat more red meat. I hear it prevents blood clots in the brain. 😘

In January, I called on the president to fire Noem—and he did. I truly approached the confirmation of my colleague and friend, Senator Mullin, with an open-mind. We need a leader at DHS. We must reopen DHS. My AYE is rooted in a strong committed, constructive working relationship with Senator Mullin for our nation’s security.

@mickfeeble @RepJackKimble There is no 54th district in CA. It’s a parody acct. research people. 😘

@RepJackKimble Wow. And people voted for you?

One thing women don’t get is that mansplaining is short for man explaining

@MrBeast @Noxlcs I make very little income, but I’m always willing to help those that make less. My life is richer by helping the less fortunate cause sometimes the only hope we can hold onto is one of humanity to all. 😘😘

@Noxlcs I havnt done the math but I feel like it’s prob higher tbh

MrBeast has crossed an estimated $200,000,000 given away since his first giveaway 9 years ago

@RepJackKimble I’m amazed people haven’t figured out you represent the fine people of Tijuana in the 54th congressional district. 😘😛😇

Why does everybody think I'm the actor Liam Neeson?