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@rpfunkmaster

I have no idea what I'm doing, but it's working.

Brigham City, Utah Katılım Haziran 2009
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
@dissidentwest Is Hunger Games too obvious? Country girl who loves hunting leading a revolution against a decadent and queer-coded Capitol.
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Dissident West@dissidentwest·
What’s the best right wing coded movie that was clearly not intended to be for a right wing audience? You’re not allowed to say The Matrix.
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Ryan English@gruevy·
The office is buzzing today, showing the fruits of the return-to-work policy. People are collaborating left and right, moving here and there to ask questions directly and work faster on tasks. Very active energy today. I hate it. Kill me now
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
I dont get it. What did Elevenhan Omar say that was so funny?
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
Normalize asking people's weight. Like, if it's never discussed, then leave it alone. But if you tell me "Oh Im so fat" I should be able to fire back with "How much do you weigh?"
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
It's been a really long time since I've felt this *seen*, you know?
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Whatever magic super-player they draft this year won't be Utah's player. He'll be Ryan Smith's player. Basketball is Pokémon for billionaires.
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
The Utah Jazz purposefully lost every game they could this year and it makes me wish I never heard of basketball.
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
If one state can do this on immigration, then idk, theoretically a different state, starting with a 'U' maybe? Could decide we dont pay taxes and throw IRS agents in jail. Just thinking out loud here.
Tom Steyer@TomSteyer

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Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine@TheRealJChubby·
Prosecutor won't budge on a felony burglary charge wherein my client allegedly stole strawberry syrup from a grocery store (valued at $2.75). If they go down on it they lose their gun rights, ability to vote, and could serve real jail time. Over $2.75 worth of syrup. Insanity.
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
"Unfit to stand trial" means "he won't be present for his trial," right? It can't mean "crazy people can kill whoever they want." Surely not.
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Miles English@MilesEnglish7·
My books are part of the big Audible sale. Get them for cheap!
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
@gruevy It was last year, just bringing it up now because my timeline is full of people complaining about Starfleet Academy
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
I watched the first four episodes of Strange New Worlds on a flight and kinda liked them. That is all. #StarfleetAcademy
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Brigham's Burner@FiredUpCoug·
Husband's of X. It is officially time for you to start your Christmas shopping for your wife, if you have not done so already.
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
@gruevy Did you link your PayPal from Royalroad?
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Ryan English@gruevy·
Why did someone whose name I don't recognize just send me $5 on paypal with no explanation? Am I gonna wake up to find something important missing from the house?
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
I hate how you can never trust updates. "Good news! There is a new version of this app! Even better news, we're updating automatically, for free!" Ok cool, so did the app get worse or did it get much worse?
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
I hate how you can never trust updates. "Good news! There is a new version of this app! Even better news, we're updating automatically, for free!" Ok cool, so did the app get worse or did it get much worse.
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Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy·
Leftist: "Capitalists have destroyed the American working class with their greed!" Me: "By importing cheap foreign labor?" Leftist: "...no" Me: "Oh, by lobbying for onerous regulations to stifle competition"? Leftist: "...no" Me: "Oh, by offshoring crucial industries to lower their labor costs?" Leftist: "...no" Me: "How then?" Leftist: "...with their greed!"
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Miles@rpfunkmaster·
@gruevy You just got to keep going until book 5, people!!!
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Ryan English@gruevy·
After reading my brother's latest two chapters, I can confidently say that my friend Dave Butler is wrong about the literary merit of LitRPG
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